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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 3701108" data-attributes="member: 4134">I wanted to wait until after GenCon with this but what the hell?I'm buying Wizards of the Coast. I plan to make elves so strong Tolkien would shake his head, totally nerf dwarves and kobolds, give a 30-page treatment in the core rules for gnomes, make all the art for the game manga (yes, all the demons will have hentacles, and the commoner NPC-class will be replaced by the schoolgirl NPC-class),  make ninja a core class (with 3 good saves, 8+ skill points, strong BAB, d20 for HD, the works), kill off Greyhawk for good, replace the PHB with the PHB (Powergamer's Handbook), will refer to everyone as "he" and never as "she", incorporate actual satanic rituals into the spells, make drow a LA +0 race (but give them more power than before) that gets the full playable race treatment in the PHB, hardwire the Forgotten Realms into the rules, and introduce the "Realms Shaking Event of the Month" feature on the website, making it clear that they're all canon and that you have to use them.I hope that with this, I will upset enough people to be elevated to godhood as a deity of pure evil! Top me on this one Crowley!  <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious    :]" data-shortname=":]" /></blockquote>