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<blockquote data-quote="argo" data-source="post: 2584598" data-attributes="member: 5752">In our last campaign our party was spending the night at an inn when we were attacked by ninjae, we were all in seperate rooms on the second floor and they all came busting in through the windows in the middle of the night.&nbsp; One of these ninja, the one sent after the gun mage, tries to crash though the window like all the others but rolls a 1 on his tumble check, so he goes sprawling accross the floor and sliding into the wall loosing his suprise round.&nbsp; Instantly we are all cracking jokes about the &quot;ninja trainee&quot; and how its the poor guy's first day.&nbsp; Well this stelar performance is only topped when in round two the poor trainee picks himself up and tries to attack the gun mage ... only he rolls another 1 on the attack roll, trips, hits his head on the footboard of the bed and knocks himself out cold.&nbsp; By now the trainee has a name, Rusty, and a voice, he sounds like the pimple-faced geek from The Simpsons.&nbsp; His fate is sealed: he just became the party masscot.&nbsp; <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious&nbsp; &nbsp; :]" data-shortname=":]" /> Rusty decided that his ninja garb was inapropriate and that he needed new clothes.&nbsp; However the only thing he could get his hands on was a barell.&nbsp; This was not as bad as it sounded though because it meant that his clothing could also serve as his bed and his house.&nbsp; Eventually he was even allowed to become a member of our ship's crew whereupon we made the obvious choice and determined that he was now taking levels of pirate! Arrrgh!And thus we had Rusty: the ninja/pirate who lived in a barell.&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool&nbsp; &nbsp; :cool:"&nbsp; data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="argo, post: 2584598, member: 5752"] In our last campaign our party was spending the night at an inn when we were attacked by ninjae, we were all in seperate rooms on the second floor and they all came busting in through the windows in the middle of the night. One of these ninja, the one sent after the gun mage, tries to crash though the window like all the others but rolls a 1 on his tumble check, so he goes sprawling accross the floor and sliding into the wall loosing his suprise round. Instantly we are all cracking jokes about the "ninja trainee" and how its the poor guy's first day. Well this stelar performance is only topped when in round two the poor trainee picks himself up and tries to attack the gun mage ... only he rolls another 1 on the attack roll, trips, hits his head on the footboard of the bed and knocks himself out cold. By now the trainee has a name, Rusty, and a voice, he sounds like the pimple-faced geek from The Simpsons. His fate is sealed: he just became the party masscot. :] Rusty decided that his ninja garb was inapropriate and that he needed new clothes. However the only thing he could get his hands on was a barell. This was not as bad as it sounded though because it meant that his clothing could also serve as his bed and his house. Eventually he was even allowed to become a member of our ship's crew whereupon we made the obvious choice and determined that he was now taking levels of pirate! Arrrgh! And thus we had Rusty: the ninja/pirate who lived in a barell. :cool: [/QUOTE]

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