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<blockquote data-quote="Shadowslayer" data-source="post: 2585031" data-attributes="member: 8400">We had a pirate campaign once, and most of it took place on the seas and in the islands around the Sea of Fallen Stars in Faerun. It didn't require us to go inland too often, but when we did, we often bumped into a kobold bandit who always managed to have some pretty brutish flunkies. His thing was to demand a toll for travelling on &quot;his&quot; road, or &quot;his&quot; bridge etc. The DM always gave the kobold a cheesy &quot;chop-socky&quot; accent.&quot;Hey Joe. Likee my new bridge? You pay toll, Joe.&quot; (none of us was named Joe) Very un-PC, but it seemed to get funnier every time. It helped that the DM didn't overuse him, and this DM had a talent for hitting us with this guy when we least expected him.DM: You hear a voice coming out of the bushes....&quot;Hey Joe&quot;us: (slapping our foreheads) Oh no, not THIS guy.Anyway, we'd kick the crap out of his gang, but he always got away.Anyway, I think the DM modeled this guy after the little submarine dude on Gilligan's Island...the one that didn't know the war was over.&nbsp; good times</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Shadowslayer, post: 2585031, member: 8400"] We had a pirate campaign once, and most of it took place on the seas and in the islands around the Sea of Fallen Stars in Faerun. It didn't require us to go inland too often, but when we did, we often bumped into a kobold bandit who always managed to have some pretty brutish flunkies. His thing was to demand a toll for travelling on "his" road, or "his" bridge etc. The DM always gave the kobold a cheesy "chop-socky" accent. "Hey Joe. Likee my new bridge? You pay toll, Joe." (none of us was named Joe) Very un-PC, but it seemed to get funnier every time. It helped that the DM didn't overuse him, and this DM had a talent for hitting us with this guy when we least expected him. DM: You hear a voice coming out of the bushes...."Hey Joe" us: (slapping our foreheads) Oh no, not THIS guy. Anyway, we'd kick the crap out of his gang, but he always got away. Anyway, I think the DM modeled this guy after the little submarine dude on Gilligan's Island...the one that didn't know the war was over. good times [/QUOTE]

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