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<blockquote data-quote="Vraille Darkfang" data-source="post: 2433603" data-attributes="member: 16989">1.&nbsp; Send in Bait.Referes to whichever character most often falls unconcious during combat.2. I'll wanna spend my gold on the whore with the 2nd highest charisma in the room.Refers to 1 character's oath about the whore with the highest charsima score in the room.&nbsp; Which happend to be a vampire chick sent to assisnate the party.&nbsp; While, ummm, you see, let just say a Bite Attack can have Vorpal Properties when being used on fleshy tissue lacking and skeletal structure.6 levels later (when he could afford the Regeneration spell) he makes the same statement about the prettiest whore &quot;to try ouy my new d***!&quot;&nbsp; That was the succubus sent out to kill us.&nbsp; Second verse, same as the first.&nbsp; Only she kept the bit o' flesh as a scrying/spell component.&nbsp; And the DM had some voodoo supplement he wanted to try out.&nbsp; Let's say phantom limb effect is much worse when said limb is tossed into vat of liquid metal.Thus, never talk to the girl with the highest Cha score, always go lower.3. Don't insult the glove.Refers to a sentient spike gauntlet &amp; the issues it had with its owner.&nbsp; Boiled down to large argument bout being used in an unclean manner (hey, the dwarf had a lot of ale to drink, &amp; you gotta go when you gotta go).&nbsp; While in the midst of 'watering the lillies' the dwarf failed his Will save vs the gauntlet.&nbsp; The NE gauntlet.&nbsp; You be amazed how many times one can punch oneself in the groin before his other teamates look to see what's going on.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Vraille Darkfang, post: 2433603, member: 16989"] 1. Send in Bait. Referes to whichever character most often falls unconcious during combat. 2. I'll wanna spend my gold on the whore with the 2nd highest charisma in the room. Refers to 1 character's oath about the whore with the highest charsima score in the room. Which happend to be a vampire chick sent to assisnate the party. While, ummm, you see, let just say a Bite Attack can have Vorpal Properties when being used on fleshy tissue lacking and skeletal structure. 6 levels later (when he could afford the Regeneration spell) he makes the same statement about the prettiest whore "to try ouy my new d***!" That was the succubus sent out to kill us. Second verse, same as the first. Only she kept the bit o' flesh as a scrying/spell component. And the DM had some voodoo supplement he wanted to try out. Let's say phantom limb effect is much worse when said limb is tossed into vat of liquid metal. Thus, never talk to the girl with the highest Cha score, always go lower. 3. Don't insult the glove. Refers to a sentient spike gauntlet & the issues it had with its owner. Boiled down to large argument bout being used in an unclean manner (hey, the dwarf had a lot of ale to drink, & you gotta go when you gotta go). While in the midst of 'watering the lillies' the dwarf failed his Will save vs the gauntlet. The NE gauntlet. You be amazed how many times one can punch oneself in the groin before his other teamates look to see what's going on. [/QUOTE]

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