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<blockquote data-quote="Thunderfoot" data-source="post: 2433918" data-attributes="member: 34175">&quot;Stop before you offend the gods!&quot; &quot;You keep it up and you'll offend the gods&quot;-One particular night (under the old OAD&amp;D system) a player was being particullary annoying around our table.&nbsp; Finally the DM yelled &quot;That's it, you've offended the gods and are stuck by 1 million 1millionth/hp lightning bolts, you take 1hp of damage - roll 1 million saving throws for all of your equipment!&quot;&nbsp; Obviously his character was left standing naked and slightly singed.&nbsp; (Doesn't work in 3e+ but that phrase still ellicits laughter from those in the know)&nbsp;&quot;STONING OFFENSE!!&quot;Whenever someone breaks one of the rules of good decorum (like punning at the table - bad player, bad player, go to the corner!!) the DM yells &quot;STONING OFFENSE!&quot; and everyone hurls a die at the offender.&nbsp;&quot;It's a gazeebo!&quot;Everyone knows the real story, but anytime anyone in our group misses something obvious, someone always breaks out with &quot;IAG!&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;It's only a flesh wound!&quot;Said in Monty Python voice when anyone takes massive damage.&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Handgrenade!&quot;Usually said when it appears that the party is ineffectively (ie not doing diddly squat) damaging a monster or foe.&nbsp;&quot;CLERIC!&quot;Said in the WWII soldier style of voice, usually yelled by fighters with less than 10 hp left and still locked in battle.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Thunderfoot, post: 2433918, member: 34175"] "[b]Stop before you offend the gods!" "You keep it up and you'll offend the gods"-[/b] One particular night (under the old OAD&D system) a player was being particullary annoying around our table. Finally the DM yelled "That's it, you've offended the gods and are stuck by 1 million 1millionth/hp lightning bolts, you take 1hp of damage - roll 1 million saving throws for all of your equipment!" Obviously his character was left standing naked and slightly singed. (Doesn't work in 3e+ but that phrase still ellicits laughter from those in the know) [b]"STONING OFFENSE!!"[/b] Whenever someone breaks one of the rules of good decorum (like punning at the table - bad player, bad player, go to the corner!!) the DM yells "STONING OFFENSE!" and everyone hurls a die at the offender. [b]"It's a gazeebo!"[/b] Everyone knows the real story, but anytime anyone in our group misses something obvious, someone always breaks out with "IAG!". [b]"It's only a flesh wound!"[/b] Said in Monty Python voice when anyone takes massive damage. "[b]Brother Maynard, bring up the Holy Handgrenade!"[/b] Usually said when it appears that the party is ineffectively (ie not doing diddly squat) damaging a monster or foe. [b]"CLERIC!"[/b] Said in the WWII soldier style of voice, usually yelled by fighters with less than 10 hp left and still locked in battle. [/QUOTE]

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