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<blockquote data-quote="Tinner" data-source="post: 2434359" data-attributes="member: 19667">The jets fly backwards - This is my standard answer when the PC's question why my world doesn't always work the same way the books say. (Despite the fact that I have told them time and again, if things don't act in a normal fashion, you can safely assume there IS a plot reason for it. The phrase has been shortened from &quot;It's my world, and if I want the jets to fly backwards, they will!&quot;Don't taunt happy fun X - Where X=horrible monster. From the classic SNL Happy Fun Ball sketch. Used whenever a PC tries to talk smack to something far more powerful than him.Cedric broke the world! - A PC cleric in my game was tasked with spending a night in a magical bed. Whatever he dreamt of would alter reality. He trained and trained to control his dreams, and then proceeded to botch his roll so badly, we ruled that his vow of abstinence and chastity had caused him to have an erotic dream, starring all the members of his temple. Thus Pelor became the god of sun, light, good, and pleasure. This led to a massive portfolio restructuring amongst the gods, and the repeated cry by the other PC's that CBTW!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Tinner, post: 2434359, member: 19667"] [B]The jets fly backwards[/B] - This is my standard answer when the PC's question why my world doesn't always work the same way the books say. (Despite the fact that I have told them time and again, if things don't act in a normal fashion, you can safely assume there IS a plot reason for it. The phrase has been shortened from "It's my world, and if I want the jets to fly backwards, they will!" [B] Don't taunt happy fun X[/B] - Where X=horrible monster. From the classic SNL Happy Fun Ball sketch. Used whenever a PC tries to talk smack to something far more powerful than him. [B]Cedric broke the world![/B] - A PC cleric in my game was tasked with spending a night in a magical bed. Whatever he dreamt of would alter reality. He trained and trained to control his dreams, and then proceeded to botch his roll so badly, we ruled that his vow of abstinence and chastity had caused him to have an erotic dream, starring all the members of his temple. Thus Pelor became the god of sun, light, good, and pleasure. This led to a massive portfolio restructuring amongst the gods, and the repeated cry by the other PC's that CBTW! [/QUOTE]

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