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<blockquote data-quote="Cthulhu's Librarian" data-source="post: 2600991" data-attributes="member: 11064"><p><strong>"Is my +5 Holy Avenger there?"</strong> or <strong>"I'd really like a +5 Holy Avenger"</strong></p><p>For 5 years now, my friend Matt has been after a +5 Holy Avenger with every character he has ever played. It doesn't matter that none of the characters he has played couldn't even use a Holy Avenger, he just wants one. Initially, he was probably semi-serious about it, but now he asks this every time they defeat a tough opponent or start on a new adventure. It sometimes comes up out of game as well. One of these days, I'm going to toss a +5 Holy Avenger in just when he least expects it. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> </p><p></p><p><strong>"I want to play the Kobold Bard"</strong></p><p>In my game, kobolds are not evil, and are sort of the "grunt labor" race for the humans, and often used for household servents, entertainment, etc. The option to play a kobold was there from the start, although nobody is playing one. When the group was getting ready to attend a festival, I mentioned that a troup of kobold bards was going to be performing, and this immediatly started Matt (same guy as above) talking about his next character being a kobold bard. Now, every time someone talks about their next character, they say they are going to play a kobold bard. It comes up so often that my wife even knows the phrase, saying stuff like "I'll go to lunch with you guys, but you can't talk about kobold bards" or You aren't going to sit around all night talking about kobold bards, are you?" which translates to "Are we going to do anything besides talk about D&D?"</p><p></p><p><strong>"It must be... the MER-PEOPLE!"</strong></p><p>This comes from my friend Leland, who is the newest player in our group, and just began playing last year. When I was setting up the game and explaining the world (they are adventuring along the coastal area of the continent), he said he wanted to fight mer-people. There are no mer-people in this part of the world, but it comes up fairly often from him, especially when something happens near the ocean.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cthulhu's Librarian, post: 2600991, member: 11064"] [B]"Is my +5 Holy Avenger there?"[/B] or [B]"I'd really like a +5 Holy Avenger"[/B] For 5 years now, my friend Matt has been after a +5 Holy Avenger with every character he has ever played. It doesn't matter that none of the characters he has played couldn't even use a Holy Avenger, he just wants one. Initially, he was probably semi-serious about it, but now he asks this every time they defeat a tough opponent or start on a new adventure. It sometimes comes up out of game as well. One of these days, I'm going to toss a +5 Holy Avenger in just when he least expects it. :) [B]"I want to play the Kobold Bard"[/B] In my game, kobolds are not evil, and are sort of the "grunt labor" race for the humans, and often used for household servents, entertainment, etc. The option to play a kobold was there from the start, although nobody is playing one. When the group was getting ready to attend a festival, I mentioned that a troup of kobold bards was going to be performing, and this immediatly started Matt (same guy as above) talking about his next character being a kobold bard. Now, every time someone talks about their next character, they say they are going to play a kobold bard. It comes up so often that my wife even knows the phrase, saying stuff like "I'll go to lunch with you guys, but you can't talk about kobold bards" or You aren't going to sit around all night talking about kobold bards, are you?" which translates to "Are we going to do anything besides talk about D&D?" [B]"It must be... the MER-PEOPLE!"[/B] This comes from my friend Leland, who is the newest player in our group, and just began playing last year. When I was setting up the game and explaining the world (they are adventuring along the coastal area of the continent), he said he wanted to fight mer-people. There are no mer-people in this part of the world, but it comes up fairly often from him, especially when something happens near the ocean. [/QUOTE]
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