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<blockquote data-quote="sniffles" data-source="post: 2603084" data-attributes="member: 30035">&quot;I wish I had Defender.&quot;A player in an AD&amp;D game happened upon a lucksword. When his PC made the above remark, the GM rolled to see how likely it was, after having the player explain to him that Defender was an artifact-level sword. The result of the roll was that suddenly the lucksword switched places with Defender. Unfortunately, Defender had been hanging over the mantelpiece of a descendant of its original wielder, who came to track it down after it was suddenly replaced by another sword. The PC didn't get to keep Defender for long. So now the player periodically remarks sadly, &quot;I wish I had Defender&quot; in the midst of any and all games. &quot;I'm not getting naked!&quot;In our ongoing Greyhawk campaign, we heard about a temple where something funny was going on. Only women were allowed in the temple, so the party's female rogue decided to get in as a supplicant. This required her to bathe in a certain pool in moonlight. The player assumed that 'bathe' meant in the nude, so her PC got undressed, and was promptly whisked within the temple walls by a spell - where she then found herself naked and under attack by gargoyles. Now the player will announce &quot;I'm not getting naked!&quot; or something similar whenever we are faced with any situation where saying that might be funny.&nbsp; <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile&nbsp; &nbsp; :)"&nbsp; data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

[QUOTE="sniffles, post: 2603084, member: 30035"] "I wish I had Defender." A player in an AD&D game happened upon a lucksword. When his PC made the above remark, the GM rolled to see how likely it was, after having the player explain to him that Defender was an artifact-level sword. The result of the roll was that suddenly the lucksword switched places with Defender. Unfortunately, Defender had been hanging over the mantelpiece of a descendant of its original wielder, who came to track it down after it was suddenly replaced by another sword. The PC didn't get to keep Defender for long. So now the player periodically remarks sadly, "I wish I had Defender" in the midst of any and all games. "I'm not getting naked!" In our ongoing Greyhawk campaign, we heard about a temple where something funny was going on. Only women were allowed in the temple, so the party's female rogue decided to get in as a supplicant. This required her to bathe in a certain pool in moonlight. The player assumed that 'bathe' meant in the nude, so her PC got undressed, and was promptly whisked within the temple walls by a spell - where she then found herself naked and under attack by gargoyles. Now the player will announce "I'm not getting naked!" or something similar whenever we are faced with any situation where saying that might be funny. :) [/QUOTE]

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