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<blockquote data-quote="Manzanita" data-source="post: 3204960" data-attributes="member: 10109">OK.&nbsp; Here's the joke rules.&nbsp; If anyone laughs outloud at a joke(player, judge, DM or innocent bystander), or is otherwise signicantly amused, the PC who tells the joke will be awarded 25 XPs per laugher.&nbsp; Of course that means if an NPC tells a joke who makes someone laugh, the judge is duty-bound to award the DM .25 DM credits&nbsp; <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/laugh.png"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="Laughing&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> &quot;Well, remind me to stay away from Gotian, Lothar.&quot;&nbsp; says Toler, elbowing his maimed and silent friend.&quot;Right, well, listen.&quot;&nbsp; says Reinert.&nbsp; &quot;Once there was this boy who had a wooden eye.&nbsp; This poor boy had been hit in the eye with a goblin arrow the year before, and had lost his eye.&nbsp; This village was too small to have a proper healer, so the eye had just been removed, and the boy's father had carved a pretty wooden eye that he could wear to make it look better.&nbsp; He'd painted it white and blue to match his good eye.&nbsp; Still, the eye was awkward and this made him shy, and he never would talk to any of the girls in the village.&nbsp; Well, on the autumnal equinox, the village had an annual harvest festival.&nbsp; This year, when he was 17, his friends convinced him to stick around for the dancing after dinner.&nbsp; He was too shy to ask any of the girls to dance, until he noticed one particular girl.&nbsp; She had been born with a hair lip, and had recently moved to the village.So the boy figured maybe this girl would dance with him, so he nervously approached her and said &quot;Would you care to have a dance with me?&quot;&nbsp; A broad smile spread across her face.&nbsp; &quot;Would I?&nbsp; Would I?&quot;&nbsp; she said.&quot;Hair lip, hair lip!&quot;&nbsp; the boy shouted back.Reinert thumps the table loudly and brays with laughter.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Manzanita, post: 3204960, member: 10109"] [I]OK. Here's the joke rules. If anyone laughs outloud at a joke(player, judge, DM or innocent bystander), or is otherwise signicantly amused, the PC who tells the joke will be awarded 25 XPs per laugher. Of course that means if an NPC tells a joke who makes someone laugh, the judge is duty-bound to award the DM .25 DM credits :lol: [/I] "Well, remind me to stay away from Gotian, Lothar." says Toler, elbowing his maimed and silent friend. "Right, well, listen." says Reinert. [COLOR=Cyan]"Once there was this boy who had a wooden eye. This poor boy had been hit in the eye with a goblin arrow the year before, and had lost his eye. This village was too small to have a proper healer, so the eye had just been removed, and the boy's father had carved a pretty wooden eye that he could wear to make it look better. He'd painted it white and blue to match his good eye. Still, the eye was awkward and this made him shy, and he never would talk to any of the girls in the village. Well, on the autumnal equinox, the village had an annual harvest festival. This year, when he was 17, his friends convinced him to stick around for the dancing after dinner. He was too shy to ask any of the girls to dance, until he noticed one particular girl. She had been born with a hair lip, and had recently moved to the village. So the boy figured maybe this girl would dance with him, so he nervously approached her and said "Would you care to have a dance with me?" A broad smile spread across her face. "Would I? Would I?" she said. "Hair lip, hair lip!" the boy shouted back.[/COLOR] Reinert thumps the table loudly and brays with laughter. [/QUOTE]

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