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Message: <blockquote data-quote="StevenAC" data-source="post: 1000719" data-attributes="member: 12319">The Company hasn't had much luck with forests, have they?  Watch out for those weresquirrels... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f631.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!    :eek:"  data-smilie="9"data-shortname=":eek:" /> Still, while they're waiting for the other shoe to drop, they could always take advantage of this pastoral interlude to review their long list of things to do, like this:(Having done a song for Ernie, I thought I'd see if I could throw one together that would fit Dranko, and this just... sort of happened...  <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />Once again, apologies to the ghost of Sir W.S. Gilbert...  if you feel like singing along, click <a href="http://users.bigpond.net.au/StevenAC/mikado.mid" target="_blank">here</a> <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f642.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)"  data-smilie="1"data-shortname=":)" /> )DRANKO:As some day it may happen that we've nothing else to do,We've got a little list -- We've got a little listOf the foes who've pissed us off and who are evil through and through,And who never would be missed -- who never would be missed!There's a bestiary of monsters held in boxes near Verdshane,With tentacles and claws and other things to cause us pain.In Kivia there's still a great big army of undead,And Shreen the Fair unnerved us there -- he needs to feel some dread.Toward the Guild of Chains we are emancipationist --They'd none of 'em be missed -- they'd none of 'em be missed!THE COMPANY:We've got 'em on the list -- we've got 'em on the list;And they'll none of 'em be missed -- they'll none of 'em be missed!DRANKO:There's that blue-winged ogre "Great One" and the others of his race,Who revere the Bloody Fist -- I've got him on the list!And that frikkin' Parthol Runecarver who never shows his face,He never would be missed -- he never would be missed!Then those extraplanar fighters in red armor have to go,That's Meledien, Octesian and Tarsos (that we know);And the irritating Farazil, that bodysnatching pest(Though for now we have a truce with him that saves him from arrest);Ah, but with the Evil Baker we just cannot coexist;I don't think he'll be missed -- I'm sure he'll not be missed!THE COMPANY:We've got him on the list -- we've got him on the list;And we don't think he'll be missed -- we're sure he won't be missed!DRANKO:But before they get their turn we have to fix our history(For the Sharshun we dismissed -- we've moved them up the list!);Blood foxes and beholders and damned electricity --They'll none of 'em be missed -- they'll none of 'em be missed!When we've tracked them down and dealt with them -- the ones who did this crime,We'll defeat the hopes of Naradawk a third and final time.And then it's home to celebrate -- with Charagan restored,It's back to whittling down our foes with magic and the sword;See, it really doesn't matter how extensive grows the list,For they'll none of 'em be missed -- they'll none of 'em be missed!THE COMPANY:We shall cross 'em off the list -- we shall cross 'em off the list;And they'll none of 'em be missed -- they'll none of 'em be missed!</blockquote>

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