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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Everett" data-source="post: 3165773" data-attributes="member: 21712">1...and lo, a silence fell across the land.  For the update was over, the message board grown still.  2 And a voice spake into the chasm, saying thus:  I am the LORD.  I am the roller of fractional dice, the maker of dead goats.  3 I am He that has too much time on His hands.  I am the Politically-Correct killer of merriment.  In Me does all life wither and look dejectedly at the floor.  In Me songs die and hopes are dashed into bland meaninglessness.  In Me does the ego splinter.  In Me is the source of magic, and I am That which shatters a really good wisecrack beyond all hope of repair.  I, the LORD, do all these things.4 And the lake was still and silent, and nary a ripple moved across it that was not Shrugged at most blankly.******Hm.  Decent writing, no?</blockquote>