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Message: <blockquote data-quote="StevenAC" data-source="post: 959434" data-attributes="member: 12319">Looking at an atlas, I don't think I can run much further away.  And if I'm already condemned, well...(If you feel like singing along, click <a href="http://www.broadwaymidi.com/operamidi/PiratesOfPenzance-iamtheverymodel2.mid" target="_blank">here</a>... <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D"  data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />)ERNIE:I am the very model of a halfling personality,I like to cook and like to eat, for food's my speciality.I keep the party happily provisioned when we're travelling;I like to meet new people, so adventuring is just my thing.I'm three foot tall and three foot wide and plate-mail-clad from head to toe;I'm not the best at stealth or speed in dangerous places where we go;Still, when it comes to whupping ass I'm confident I make the grade: (pause)My portion size is small but Sunder Kneecap is my stock-in-trade...THE COMPANY:His portion size is small but Sunder Kneecap is his stock-in-trade,His portion size is small but Sunder Kneecap is his stock-in-trade,His portion size is small but Sunder Kneecap is his stock, his stock-in-trade...ERNIE:I'm cheerful as a rule but can be doughy when I'm roused, you see;"Gosh darn it all to heck!" I'll swear when things aren't going right for me.In short (hah!) and despite all of my individuality,I am the very model of a halfling personality.THE COMPANY:In short (hah!) and despite all of his individuality,He is the very model of a halfling personality.ERNIE:It seems that I'm the Focus 'cos my middle name is "Wilburforce";I don't know what it means, but I suppose I'll find out in due course.I've fought against all kinds of things from rats and bats to orcs and men,I've turned undead and cast my healing magic time and time again.I told off Solomea's ingrate father in the Crosser's Maze;With castigate I've deafened several enemies and left them dazed.I took the Stormknights to attack the great Colossus Ventifact, (pause)But when I died I had to give the Nifi's flying carpet back.THE COMPANY:But when he died he had to give the Nifi's flying carpet back,But when he died he had to give the Nifi's flying carpet back,But when he died he had to, had to give the Nifi's flying carpet back.ERNIE:I really, really hate it when a bully beats a little guy;I'm not a front-line fighter but I can't resist the urge to try;In short (hah!) and despite all of my individuality,I am the very model of a halfling personality.THE COMPANY:In short (hah!) and despite all of his individuality,He is the very model of a halfling personality.ERNIE:And now we're in this crazy world where someone's broken history;The situation's desperate and we have to solve this mystery.The Eyes tell me the fabric of reality wants us erasedSo I must keep the talisman at all times belted 'round my waist.We've followed clues as best we can; to Het Branoi we've come at last;We think an Eye's inside there past the giants and the lightning blast.A big beholder wants a password and it looks cantankerous; (pause)It's all so very hard -- I think the universe is hating us.THE COMPANY:It's all so very hard -- we think the universe is hating us.It's all so very hard -- we think the universe is hating us.It's all so very very hard -- we think the universe is hating us.ERNIE:But while the party sticks together, we'll get home through thick and thin;The Sharshun and their Emp'ror, we'll consign them to the rubbish bin.For still, in spite of all these threats to my congeniality,I am the very model of a halfling personality!THE COMPANY:For still, in spite of all these threats to his congeniality,He is the very model of a halfling personality!</blockquote>

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