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<blockquote data-quote="Goonalan" data-source="post: 5180634" data-attributes="member: 16069"><p>Then there was the time in KOTS when Lucan, the nastiest Thief in the kingdoms, broke into Ninaran's shack- leaving the rest of the players outside fighting for their lives against Ninaran's Shadow Wolves, Guard Drakes etc.</p><p></p><p>Anyway he manages to KO Ninaran, so she's out cold and sat in a wing-backed style chair.</p><p></p><p>Lucan rifles the room, takes everything worth stealing and then wonders what next, I- your friendly DM ask just that question-</p><p></p><p>"Err... Err... I teabag her."</p><p></p><p>We're on Skype, and listening in from at least 100 miles away, a majority of the players a 1,000 or more miles away- so you're bound to miss things.</p><p></p><p>Four other players and one DM (me) ask, in chorus-</p><p></p><p>"What did you say?"</p><p></p><p>Unashamedly the reply comes again-</p><p></p><p>"I teabag her..." Deadpan, not even the hint of a smile in Lucan's voice.</p><p></p><p>There follows the noise of international schoolboy style giggling (Jack is the youngest of the players, 20 years younger than me). You have to remember the players on the outside of the hut are mad at Lucan, once again he avoids the fight, once again he has his paws on the treasure, once again they're fighting for their lives while Lucan swans around- what use is he etc?</p><p></p><p>Gold.</p><p></p><p>Famously Lucan went on in Thunderspire to Teleport (Breaching Armour) into Paldemar's bedchamber- when Paldemar was out of it, and snooze on the bed, after picking the chest and taking all the money (Bag of Holding), while the rest of the PCs fight for their lives in the climax of the entire adventure. And when we talk about Thunderspire, reminiscing, what story always gets told- Lucan's snooze, every time.</p><p></p><p>I hated Lucan.</p><p></p><p>I loved Lucan.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Goonalan, post: 5180634, member: 16069"] Then there was the time in KOTS when Lucan, the nastiest Thief in the kingdoms, broke into Ninaran's shack- leaving the rest of the players outside fighting for their lives against Ninaran's Shadow Wolves, Guard Drakes etc. Anyway he manages to KO Ninaran, so she's out cold and sat in a wing-backed style chair. Lucan rifles the room, takes everything worth stealing and then wonders what next, I- your friendly DM ask just that question- "Err... Err... I teabag her." We're on Skype, and listening in from at least 100 miles away, a majority of the players a 1,000 or more miles away- so you're bound to miss things. Four other players and one DM (me) ask, in chorus- "What did you say?" Unashamedly the reply comes again- "I teabag her..." Deadpan, not even the hint of a smile in Lucan's voice. There follows the noise of international schoolboy style giggling (Jack is the youngest of the players, 20 years younger than me). You have to remember the players on the outside of the hut are mad at Lucan, once again he avoids the fight, once again he has his paws on the treasure, once again they're fighting for their lives while Lucan swans around- what use is he etc? Gold. Famously Lucan went on in Thunderspire to Teleport (Breaching Armour) into Paldemar's bedchamber- when Paldemar was out of it, and snooze on the bed, after picking the chest and taking all the money (Bag of Holding), while the rest of the PCs fight for their lives in the climax of the entire adventure. And when we talk about Thunderspire, reminiscing, what story always gets told- Lucan's snooze, every time. I hated Lucan. I loved Lucan. [/QUOTE]
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