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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ethandrew" data-source="post: 5244268" data-attributes="member: 17456">Fenrick glances at Darius sideways, not wanting to draw the ire of the sometimes frightening man. As they began walking toward the townhall, he begins his tale, practiced, like he's done it a ton of times, "It took us months to get the proper papers to enter this kingdom, known for being very nervous about outsiders, but The One assured all that we were for entertainment purposes only, using his wit and charm to assuage all doubts. He was very good at that. Our Fanciful Fleet of the Finest troupe performed one show to a modest crowd, but apparently we had caught the attention of one of the young princes, who thought it'd be wonderful if we entertained his mother queen, who was quite stuffy and uppity-do, apparently.""The show went well, I suppose, we've performed for Kings and Queens before, so we weren't nervous or anything, and I might've filched a thing or two, small trinkets really," Fenrick's elongation of the i in might made all believe that he did indeed steal something. "But the queen never cracked a smile once. It was tragic really. So afterwards, we was celebrating with locals and some princes and of course Old Trevor got rip-roaring drunk, and remember, Old Trevor was this sour old Dwarf with a big ol' bushy beard, and well, quite gifted if you know what I mean," he winked at Elistina and Derrenil and laughed. "And off come his clothes and he's running around nude as the day he was born, if dwarves are born, in fact, and not hatched from eggs like the rumors say. And get this, while he's running around, he falls and breaks some lantern oil, spilling it all over him, and he starts screaming like he's on fire and running around like he's crazy, heading straight toward the castle. Men at arms and guards alike, all drunk on their own, mind you, are trying to catch this slippery, naked dwarf, and I dunno if you've ever tried to catch a greased down dwarf, but it's not easy," he noted as an aside, like he's tried it before."So next thing we know the queen, who I'm assuming was wondering what all the noise was about, came round down some stairs, sees naked Old Trevor, manhood flapping in the wind, beard all disheveled, screaming like a banshee, and that queen just fainted right then and there, hand to the Gods I swear it. Funniest thing I ever did see." Fenrick smiles as he bent over to pick up a rock and throw it at a nearby tree, hitting it dead-on in the trunk.</blockquote>

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