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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dragonwriter" data-source="post: 5289164" data-attributes="member: 54988">Sharazek, being a spellscale and always in search of new experiences (even when they're not really new), quite enjoys the seafaring. But he has no illusions about his swimming ability, or lack thereof, so he makes a pact with Focalor instead of Karsus for the journey, just in case he goes overboard. The little blue-scaled man hangs near the prow of the ship, holding onto the rigging and every so often climbing out onto the figurehead, just for the fun of it. And similarly, he enjoys using his skill with illusions to change the figurehead to a variety of things, from a constantly-morphing dragon's head to a mermaid to a really big fish. And of course, he is giggling madly every time one of the sailors looks at it in confusion.All of this wouldn't be a real issue if the spellscale didn't get another idea into his head... Late on the second day, well after the spectacle of the roc, he changes the figurehead to a gigantic fish-head again and makes it start singing in a high-pitched, reedy voice. With Sharazek giggling like a madman in the background."Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads! Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up! Yum!" And it only goes downhill from there...[sblock=OOC and Apologies]I'm sorry, I couldn't resist... When I have limitless illusions at my fingertips, I'm going to do something, and this just struck my funny bone. So, without further ado, may I present (by Barnes and Barnes) "Fish Heads". <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f61b.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p"  data-smilie="7"data-shortname=":p" /> (The song itself kicks in at about 2 minutes in.)[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU]Fish Heads[/ame]I'm also assuming the roc isn't attacking and we just sail on past. Sharazek isn't going to start a fight we can just avoid. Despite how he might want a roc feather for his hat. <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)"  data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" />[/sblock]</blockquote>

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