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<blockquote data-quote="Cyragnome" data-source="post: 663295" data-attributes="member: 165"><p><em>A small gnome shuffles up to the witness stand</em> </p><p></p><p>"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but?"</p><p></p><p>"I do" the gnome replies...</p><p></p><p>"For the record, state your name"</p><p></p><p>"Me, sir? I'm Cyragnome, a humble traveller and adventurer...I dabble a bit in the 'Mad Scientist Aide' er...'scientific endeavors'"</p><p></p><p>"Thank you, and you witnessed said events"</p><p></p><p>"Yes"</p><p></p><p>"Please, for the court...describe the 'events'"</p><p></p><p>"Well, I was out gathering brains...er...components for my master...er employer and I came across this hulking brute of a human...now I have no love for the goblin species, being a gnome and all...but my employer a member of "Doctors without Morals...er Borders' had sent me to assist with a group of refugees by harvesting their brain...er...relocating them...This hulking brute-"</p><p></p><p>"Is he in this court today?"</p><p></p><p>"Yes"</p><p></p><p>"Can you point him out?"</p><p></p><p><em>Cyragnome points to Regdar</em> </p><p></p><p>"Now this brute" Cyragnome continued " was cleaving and great cleaving and generally massacring the little buggers...er goblins...it was tremendously gratifying...er...horrible. He did this one thing with goblin heads and pikes...totally ruins brains, I tell you!"</p><p></p><p>"And was this, Regdar, using excessive force to pacify the civilian goblin population?"</p><p></p><p>"Oh, yes, absolutely! I mean the Attacks of Opportunity levels were just insane...cleave here, great cleave there, power attack, power attack...quite bloody...totally unnecessary...I mean...he should have used a dagger, they only have, like what, 4 HP on average...excessive force, yes..."</p><p></p><p>"Thank you Mr. Gnome, we reserve the right to recall you to the stand"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cyragnome, post: 663295, member: 165"] [I]A small gnome shuffles up to the witness stand[/I] "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but?" "I do" the gnome replies... "For the record, state your name" "Me, sir? I'm Cyragnome, a humble traveller and adventurer...I dabble a bit in the 'Mad Scientist Aide' er...'scientific endeavors'" "Thank you, and you witnessed said events" "Yes" "Please, for the court...describe the 'events'" "Well, I was out gathering brains...er...components for my master...er employer and I came across this hulking brute of a human...now I have no love for the goblin species, being a gnome and all...but my employer a member of "Doctors without Morals...er Borders' had sent me to assist with a group of refugees by harvesting their brain...er...relocating them...This hulking brute-" "Is he in this court today?" "Yes" "Can you point him out?" [I]Cyragnome points to Regdar[/I] "Now this brute" Cyragnome continued " was cleaving and great cleaving and generally massacring the little buggers...er goblins...it was tremendously gratifying...er...horrible. He did this one thing with goblin heads and pikes...totally ruins brains, I tell you!" "And was this, Regdar, using excessive force to pacify the civilian goblin population?" "Oh, yes, absolutely! I mean the Attacks of Opportunity levels were just insane...cleave here, great cleave there, power attack, power attack...quite bloody...totally unnecessary...I mean...he should have used a dagger, they only have, like what, 4 HP on average...excessive force, yes..." "Thank you Mr. Gnome, we reserve the right to recall you to the stand" [/QUOTE]
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