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<blockquote data-quote="Gez" data-source="post: 2067251" data-attributes="member: 1328">See, people, when Hong starts acting like this, it means that it's Hong-beating time.&nbsp; To do a proper Hong-beating, you need a quality Hong Beating Stick, also called a Hongbo by the true masters of the art. The stick must be painful yet supple enough to avoid broking itself on Hong's thick skull. Err, I mean, to avoid any lasting trauma that could diminish Hong's cerebral capacities. Then it's all in the move -- too fast and you strain yourself, not fast enough and Hong isn't staggered and manage to escape. A Hongbo with a proper reach is useful at getting AoO on Hong when that happens, though. I advise getting at least a two-meter Hongbo. That's how you can keep on beating Hong with a stick even when he's trying to crawl to safety.Beat Hong with a stick. If you don't know why he deserves that, rest assured that he knows why. Plus, Hong craves the attention! <img src="http://www.enworld.org/forum/images/smilies/devious.png"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":]" title="Devious&nbsp; &nbsp; :]" data-shortname=":]" />Are there enough occurences of the word &quot;Hong&quot; in this post for your taste, Hong? Or do you want sticks with that?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Gez, post: 2067251, member: 1328"] See, people, when Hong starts acting like this, it means that it's Hong-beating time. To do a proper Hong-beating, you need a quality Hong Beating Stick, also called a Hongbo by the true masters of the art. The stick must be painful yet supple enough to avoid broking itself on Hong's thick skull. Err, I mean, to avoid any lasting trauma that could diminish Hong's cerebral capacities. Then it's all in the move -- too fast and you strain yourself, not fast enough and Hong isn't staggered and manage to escape. A Hongbo with a proper reach is useful at getting AoO on Hong when that happens, though. I advise getting at least a two-meter Hongbo. That's how you can keep on beating Hong with a stick even when he's trying to crawl to safety. Beat Hong with a stick. If you don't know why he deserves that, rest assured that [i]he[/i] knows why. Plus, Hong craves the attention! :] [size=1]Are there enough occurences of the word "Hong" in this post for your taste, Hong? Or do you want sticks with that?[/size] [/QUOTE]

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