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<blockquote data-quote="Greppa of Tartwater" data-source="post: 785685" data-attributes="member: 10191"><p><strong>Now for something on an even lighter note!</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>For a terrible moment, imagine that "Light Against the Dark" had been turned into a weekly series by FOX. A commercial airs during "The Simpsons." It is footage of Clan Armorcat doing its pre-war performance number. Back to "The Simpsons." However, during the next commercial break, you don't see the thundering shields of Theralis. They start rapping on the shields with gong mallets and sticks, forming a bizzare, familiar rhythm that's completely out of place.</strong> </p><p></p><p><em>Greppa, Merideth, Agina, Bellos, Kyroties and Thalanna (or rather their actors) appear. They're wearing standard military garb (however the top of the tunics are dyed bright blue and the bottoms are snow white). The actors have plastic "I can't believe we're doing this" smiles. There''s a grand cresendo and then they start to chant...</em> </p><p></p><p></p><p>I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot !</p><p>I'm bitchin', great hair, the orcs all love to stare! </p><p>I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not! </p><p>I'm pretty, I'm cool, I’ll dominate you fool! </p><p>Who am I? Just guess! </p><p>Orcs wanna crush my chest </p><p>I'm rockin', great smile, I know you think I'm vile. </p><p>I fly and I stomp! You can look but don't you punch, whoo! </p><p>I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a bore! </p><p>We kill and we lead and we fight like we're on speed </p><p>Hate us cause we're beautiful? </p><p>Well, we don't like you either! </p><p>We're war-leaders, we are war-leaders! </p><p>Roll call! </p><p>Call me Agina!</p><p>I'm Th-Th-Thalanna!</p><p>I'm G-G-Greppa, rawr! </p><p>Merideth ! </p><p>I’m big bad Bellos, yeah! </p><p>Kyriotes! </p><p></p><p>We’re gonna kick…your…butts! </p><p></p><p>We sizzle, We scorch, and now you eat the torch! </p><p>The battles are in, and one side has to win. </p><p>We’re perky, we’re fun, and now we’re #1 </p><p>Th-th-Theralis! </p><p></p><p><em> Special thanks to "Bring It On." Now back to your regulary scheduled program </em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Greppa of Tartwater, post: 785685, member: 10191"] [b]Now for something on an even lighter note![/b] [B]For a terrible moment, imagine that "Light Against the Dark" had been turned into a weekly series by FOX. A commercial airs during "The Simpsons." It is footage of Clan Armorcat doing its pre-war performance number. Back to "The Simpsons." However, during the next commercial break, you don't see the thundering shields of Theralis. They start rapping on the shields with gong mallets and sticks, forming a bizzare, familiar rhythm that's completely out of place.[/B] [I]Greppa, Merideth, Agina, Bellos, Kyroties and Thalanna (or rather their actors) appear. They're wearing standard military garb (however the top of the tunics are dyed bright blue and the bottoms are snow white). The actors have plastic "I can't believe we're doing this" smiles. There''s a grand cresendo and then they start to chant...[/I] I'm sexy, I'm cute, I'm popular to boot ! I'm bitchin', great hair, the orcs all love to stare! I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not! I'm pretty, I'm cool, I’ll dominate you fool! Who am I? Just guess! Orcs wanna crush my chest I'm rockin', great smile, I know you think I'm vile. I fly and I stomp! You can look but don't you punch, whoo! I'm major, I roar, I swear I'm not a bore! We kill and we lead and we fight like we're on speed Hate us cause we're beautiful? Well, we don't like you either! We're war-leaders, we are war-leaders! Roll call! Call me Agina! I'm Th-Th-Thalanna! I'm G-G-Greppa, rawr! Merideth ! I’m big bad Bellos, yeah! Kyriotes! We’re gonna kick…your…butts! We sizzle, We scorch, and now you eat the torch! The battles are in, and one side has to win. We’re perky, we’re fun, and now we’re #1 Th-th-Theralis! [I] Special thanks to "Bring It On." Now back to your regulary scheduled program [/I] [/QUOTE]
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