It's a conspiracy I tell ya.
Wulf sent me a copy of PirateCat's post-view bot (though mine deactivated at 1,000 instead of the 1 million Pkitty promised Wulf, or the 10,000 Wulf promised me), it's an ingenius little thing that despite it's kobold-looks and turnip peddling side-effects is quite effective.
Or at least it was before Wulf messed with my version.
Notice how almost every time it's some random name reading the story hour or how many guests he has logged into it.
Sneaky kitty. I just know that cat's other paw is equipped to a few electrodes and a refresh button somewhere.