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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Emirikol" data-source="post: 2671558" data-attributes="member: 10638">This post is just a test to see if this is going through.Wouldn't that suck?  I heard it's going to be in the Players Handbook II, Director's Cut... It's in there with the Half-Otyugh-Elf (i.e. the original half-elf) and the Ghostbuster class. I heard that the Players Handbook II is going to eliminate elves from the game so that n00bs will have to try something else. I heard that combat options give you the chance to 'go for the codpiece' and 'harass' characters with the bluff skill.  The 'lawful' alignment allows you to justify discrimination against monsters and gods are removed from any alignment category only to return the Forgotten Realms.  Dragonlance becomes the core world and Greyhawk is once again eliminated.  The feminine pronoun words 'she/her/hers' is replaced with 'they/their/theirs' so as not to offend the minority of androgenous gamers that play D&D.  All class skills are reduced to 6 categories, but they add another level of complexity to the game, "ultra squints."  These are mathamatical equations that you have to do to figure out how many skill points you get and how it modifies your feats so that you can take even more time to make a character.  Lastly, the d4 is finally being eliminated.  Yes, the much-maligned d4 will be simply replaced by the d6 and daggers will just have to figure it out on their own.</blockquote>