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<blockquote data-quote="Charwoman Gene" data-source="post: 4736003" data-attributes="member: 5044"><p>It's not exactly fair to change the rules without a warning.</p><p>I think I'm done here.</p><p>Good luck to you all with your serious business.</p><p>I wish you the best in your gaming endeavours.</p><p></p><p>I leave you with a song in my heart. (Apologies to Don McLean.)</p><p></p><p></p><p>A long, long time ago,</p><p>I can still remember,</p><p>How ENWorld used to make me smile.</p><p>And I knew despite the staff</p><p>That I could make the people laugh</p><p>And maybe stop edition wars for a while.</p><p></p><p>But April '09 made them callous</p><p>With a post about a Dragonborn phallus</p><p>Sealed away in the mod forum</p><p>What would they do with this quorum?</p><p></p><p>While some remarks were kind of snide,</p><p>Making newbies hard to guide.</p><p>A decision I could not abide,</p><p>The day "Teh Funny" died.</p><p></p><p>So, bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,</p><p>Fantastic while it lasted</p><p>Now makes me want to cry</p><p>And them old grognards whom I fought with the most</p><p>Typing "This is gonna be my last post"</p><p>"This is gonna be my last post"</p><p></p><p>Were you born as a babelfish pun?</p><p>And did you create the Pantheon?</p><p>If the archive says its true.</p><p>Well I thought it was kind of neat,</p><p>When Eric got his face on Tiger Beat.</p><p>But now those days are long behind.</p><p></p><p>When darkness threatened our forum space,</p><p>Morrus stepped in, no time did waste.</p><p>And we were saved its true.</p><p>But now its too late for you.</p><p>There we were, just going strong</p><p>Then The Rouse showed up and before too long</p><p>A new edition came which some thought wrong</p><p>That's why "teh Funny" died</p><p></p><p>So, bye-bye from this EnWorld guy,</p><p>Fantastic while it lasted</p><p>Now makes me want to cry</p><p>And them old grognards whom I fought with the most</p><p>Typing "This is gonna be my last post"</p><p>"This is gonna be my last post"</p><p></p><p>Then came Pathfinder and other stuff</p><p>And we still argued 'crunch vs. fluff'</p><p>And I thought we might have it made</p><p>But we got hit with edition wars</p><p>And it wasn't long at all before</p><p>People whined about how other people played</p><p>In the end, the mood grew dark</p><p>Because some people had enough of snark</p><p>A lot of folks were jokin'</p><p>But now the mods have spoken.</p><p>The witty stuff I love the most.</p><p>Is gone for good from every post.</p><p>The board's as dry as plain white toast.</p><p>The day "Teh Funny" died.</p><p></p><p>So, bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,</p><p>Fantastic while it lasted</p><p>Now makes me want to cry</p><p>And them old grognards whom I fought with the most</p><p>Typing "This is gonna be my last post"</p><p>"This is gonna be my last post"</p><p></p><p>I am sayin' bye-bye from this Charwoman guy,</p><p>Fantastic while it lasted</p><p>Now makes me want to cry</p><p>And them old grognards whom I fought with the most</p><p>Typing "This is gonna be my last post"</p><p>"This is gonna be my last post"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Charwoman Gene, post: 4736003, member: 5044"] It's not exactly fair to change the rules without a warning. I think I'm done here. Good luck to you all with your serious business. I wish you the best in your gaming endeavours. I leave you with a song in my heart. (Apologies to Don McLean.) A long, long time ago, I can still remember, How ENWorld used to make me smile. And I knew despite the staff That I could make the people laugh And maybe stop edition wars for a while. But April '09 made them callous With a post about a Dragonborn phallus Sealed away in the mod forum What would they do with this quorum? While some remarks were kind of snide, Making newbies hard to guide. A decision I could not abide, The day "Teh Funny" died. So, bye-bye from this Charwoman guy, Fantastic while it lasted Now makes me want to cry And them old grognards whom I fought with the most Typing "This is gonna be my last post" "This is gonna be my last post" Were you born as a babelfish pun? And did you create the Pantheon? If the archive says its true. Well I thought it was kind of neat, When Eric got his face on Tiger Beat. But now those days are long behind. When darkness threatened our forum space, Morrus stepped in, no time did waste. And we were saved its true. But now its too late for you. There we were, just going strong Then The Rouse showed up and before too long A new edition came which some thought wrong That's why "teh Funny" died So, bye-bye from this EnWorld guy, Fantastic while it lasted Now makes me want to cry And them old grognards whom I fought with the most Typing "This is gonna be my last post" "This is gonna be my last post" Then came Pathfinder and other stuff And we still argued 'crunch vs. fluff' And I thought we might have it made But we got hit with edition wars And it wasn't long at all before People whined about how other people played In the end, the mood grew dark Because some people had enough of snark A lot of folks were jokin' But now the mods have spoken. The witty stuff I love the most. Is gone for good from every post. The board's as dry as plain white toast. The day "Teh Funny" died. So, bye-bye from this Charwoman guy, Fantastic while it lasted Now makes me want to cry And them old grognards whom I fought with the most Typing "This is gonna be my last post" "This is gonna be my last post" I am sayin' bye-bye from this Charwoman guy, Fantastic while it lasted Now makes me want to cry And them old grognards whom I fought with the most Typing "This is gonna be my last post" "This is gonna be my last post" [/QUOTE]
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