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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Bardsandsages" data-source="post: 4131179" data-attributes="member: 28771">I'm currently running a Forgotten Realms game where the players are playing themselves.  Some mage on Faerun broke a Staff of Power, opened up an interdimensional rift, and the other end was in my living room.  So they all ended up outside of Baldur's Gate. On the bright side, since they are all playing themselves they all have Knowledge: Faerun +20.  But I digress...I meant to explain the point of this post.  Anyway, in game, one of the players has developed quite the crush on Elaith Craulnober.  I've only read one of the Cunningham novel's with the character, so I'm mostly winging him from an NPC point.  He's still evil and still wealthy, but he's raising his daughter so that he can give her the moonblade eventually, and plays the roll of the "good" father in front of her.  Apparently the whole "evil bad boy with a soft spot for his baby girl" is just too sexy to resist...and has created some really...awkward...moments at the roleplaying table (since the player in question is my sister-in-law and I'm a female roleplaying this male character).  But it's not just an in character thing, she has really grown attached to the idea of this NPC.  I had really figured for sister-in-law as more of a Drizzt kind of girl, but apparently after meeting Drizzt (what, you think they would end up in the Realms and not deliberately make trip to find him?), she decided he was "too emo."  Which is NOT my fault per se, I'm just playing him as he is presented in the books and...well..he IS emo.(as an aside, I'm not metaplotting the Realms, just using the NPCs and geography.  Not basing the game off of story plots in any of the books)Discussing this with one of my other female friends, she said she thought Elminster was sexy, because she always envisioned he talked like Sean Connery, and she thinks Sean Connery is sexy (she's beyond weird, IMHO, but it's her view).So, ladies, in you opinion, which NPC in all of gaming (any campaign setting) do you consider the sexiest?  Not how they are portrayed in art, but just how they are portrayed in the setting books and novels and such.  I'm not going to create a poll, because I'd forget someone's favorite fantasy boy and get yelled at.  Gentlemen, feel free to chime in as well.  We're all mature here.  We can discuss these things without innuendo, right? <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:"  data-smilie="6"data-shortname=":cool:" /> Which NPCs would you be afraid of losing your girlfriend/wife to?</blockquote>

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