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<blockquote data-quote="DarkElf109" data-source="post: 1032531" data-attributes="member: 13221"><p>[02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Name: "The $600 Man"</p><p>[02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Rank: Dark Warrior Out of Favor</p><p>[02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Record: 4-2</p><p>[02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Powers: Foul Spirit, Unholy Warrior, Sneaky Trick, Dirty Trick, Poisoned Blade, Mastery of Shadows</p><p>[02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Signature Styles: Blizzard</p><p>[02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Yen: 2</p><p>[02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Post it</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: i would gain 4 ranks form it though</p><p>[02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: O_O</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: that would make my day</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: shaff</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: Green Belt 0</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: Sig Styles: Kama, Ki-rin, Wolf</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: Dojo Styles: Thunder</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: Powers: fists-of-fury, chi strike</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: Record: 11-9</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: Yen 1</p><p>[02:05] [ Shaff ]: Items: Bola the Ki-rin- Ki-rin style</p><p>[02:06] [ Shaff ]: insults?</p><p>[02:06] [ ManOf600Dollars]: I find your lover to be infectious, your marketplace to be drab, and your battle record to be sloppy. + I find your cat to be half-witted, your graveyard to be worn out, and your arm to be weak.</p><p>[02:06] [ Shaff ]: I find your mother to be pampered, your city to be contemptible, and your reflexes to be irrelevant.</p><p>[02:07] [ ManOf600Dollars]: And the verdict is...</p><p>[02:07] [ JudgeBot ]: "Calculating Insult Percentage"</p><p>[02:07] [ Shaff ]: Kal wins!</p><p>[02:07] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:07] [ Shaff ]: lolol bot</p><p>[02:07] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol</p><p>[02:07] [ Shaff ]: thats awsome</p><p>[02:07] [ JudgeBot ]: "Ignoreing an Opponents Reflexes is foolish indeed"</p><p>[02:07] [ JudgeBot ]: "Insults to PlasticLifeForm</p><p>[02:07] [ JudgeBot ]: "</p><p>[02:07] [ ManOf600Dollars]: ROFL</p><p>[02:08] [ Shaff ]: lol!</p><p>[02:08] [ Shaff ]: omg this match is going to be fun</p><p>[02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: A couple more yen and I'll be a biomechanoid =P</p><p>[02:08] [ Shaff ]: lolol</p><p>[02:08] [ Shaff ]: y?</p><p>[02:08] [ Shaff ]: what will u buy?</p><p>[02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: I'll purchase a metal prosthetic limb =P</p><p>[02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: With pneumatics!</p><p>[02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Anyway...</p><p>[02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: 6 flag speed match!</p><p>[02:09] [ Shaff ]: u know</p><p>[02:09] [ Shaff ]: u can have any number of flavor ites</p><p>[02:09] [ Shaff ]: items</p><p>[02:09] [ ManOf600Dollars]: I know</p><p>[02:09] [ Shaff ]: o ok</p><p>[02:09] [ ManOf600Dollars]: But I have plans...</p><p>[02:09] [ Shaff ]: buy a arm and get sg style arm</p><p>[02:09] [ Shaff ]: ll</p><p>[02:09] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:09] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol</p><p>[02:09] [ ManOf600Dollars]: So, who gets first move now?</p><p>[02:10] [ JudgeBot ]: ....</p><p>[02:10] [ Shaff ]: i do</p><p>[02:10] [ Shaff ]: someone keeps warning me on AIM and i cant tyoe</p><p>[02:10] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:10] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol</p><p>[02:10] [ JudgeBot ]: Correct</p><p>[02:10] [ Shaff ]: The fox punches close to the glade; waves away the tempest of the holy ground!</p><p>[02:10] [ Shaff ]: chi strike</p><p>[02:10] [ Shaff ]: done</p><p>[02:10] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The sword charges the ravine; averts the thrust of the ice!</p><p>[02:10] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done</p><p>[02:11] [ JudgeBot ]: Also you can't fight with more than 1 item, even if an item is in multiple pieces its one item so you can't really have more than 7 item(s) that you can use.</p><p>[02:11] [ JudgeBot ]: The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the swamp south-west of the Vineyard of Xian's Song on the morning of the nunchaku.</p><p>[02:11] [ ManOf600Dollars]: "Set of robotic limbs" =)</p><p>[02:12] [ JudgeBot ]: "Sword runs into ravine poor sword, fox at least not throw self of cliff"</p><p>[02:12] [ JudgeBot ]: 1 Shaff 0 $600</p><p>[02:12] [ Shaff ]: LOL</p><p>[02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol</p><p>[02:12] [ Shaff ]: The chimera drifts near the wastelands; averts the gaze of the mire!</p><p>[02:12] [ Shaff ]: done</p><p>[02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The crab slaughters the badlands; parts the throw of the rodent!</p><p>[02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Poison Blade, Sneaky Trick</p><p>[02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done</p><p>[02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: >=)</p><p>[02:12] ( Shaff ): cries</p><p>[02:13] [ Shaff ]: sneaky trick what!</p><p>[02:13] [ Shaff ]: HA!</p><p>[02:13] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:13] [ Shaff ]: bot will say...</p><p>[02:13] [ Shaff ]: "CANNOT COMPUTE!"</p><p>[02:13] [ Shaff ]: BOOOOOOOOM</p><p>[02:13] [ ManOf600Dollars]: LOL</p><p>[02:14] [ JudgeBot ]: "Chimera's drift well and do live in the wastelands, but crab is slaughtering badlands. Crab has more power level. "</p><p>[02:14] [ Shaff ]: no...</p><p>[02:14] [ JudgeBot ]: "Sneaky Trick:Invalid Destination? "</p><p>[02:14] [ Shaff ]: ur supposed ot say</p><p>[02:14] [ Shaff ]: BOOM!</p><p>[02:14] [ Shaff ]: TOLD U BOOM!</p><p>[02:14] [ Shaff ]: BOOM BOOM!</p><p>[02:14] [ ManOf600Dollars]: "Destination equals badlands"</p><p>[02:14] [ Shaff ]: BOOOOOOOOM</p><p>[02:14] [ Shaff ]: NOOOO!</p><p>[02:14] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:14] ( ManOf600Dollars): speaks computer</p><p>[02:14] [ ManOf600Dollars]: =P</p><p>[02:14] [ JudgeBot ]: 1 Shaff 3 $600 Goal 6</p><p>[02:14] ( Shaff ): dies in the first move</p><p>[02:15] [ ManOf600Dollars]: And when I get my robotic limbs, I'll be able to hack the judgebot! MUAHAHAHAHA!</p><p>[02:15] [ Shaff ]: LOL</p><p>[02:15] [ Shaff ]: o im first</p><p>[02:15] [ Shaff ]: damn ur DT</p><p>[02:15] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Think borg nanoprobe injection tubes =P</p><p>[02:15] [ JudgeBot ]: "Only Sash May Hack JudeBot"</p><p>[02:15] [ Shaff ]: The sword painfully storms the sea; negates the efforts of the ice!</p><p>[02:15] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Ah, damn...</p><p>[02:15] [ Shaff ]: LOLOL KAL!</p><p>[02:15] [ JudgeBot ]: "And JudgeBot Requires Payment"</p><p>[02:15] [ Shaff ]: HAHAHAH</p><p>[02:15] [ ManOf600Dollars]: LOL</p><p>[02:15] [ Shaff ]: done</p><p>[02:16] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The panther punches the vineyard; defends against the drive of the spring!</p><p>[02:16] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done</p><p>[02:16] [ Shaff ]: "Shaff must win!"</p><p>[02:16] ( Shaff ): tries to seduce the judgebot</p><p>[02:16] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:17] ( JudgeBot ): electrocutes Shaff</p><p>[02:17] ( Shaff ): dies again</p><p>[02:18] ( Shaff ): gets killed by his opponent AND the judge</p><p>[02:18] [ JudgeBot ]: "Sword make impressive move.+ Sword + Water = Rust.-. Opponent move illogical"</p><p>[02:19] [ JudgeBot ]: 2 Shaff 3 $600 Goal 6</p><p>[02:19] [ Shaff ]: woot!</p><p>[02:19] [ Shaff ]: The spider ravages the village; guards against the onslaught of the canine!</p><p>[02:19] [ Shaff ]: done</p><p>[02:19] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Dirty Trick!</p><p>[02:19] [ Shaff ]: damn u</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: wtf</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: people warning me!</p><p>[02:20] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: its pissin me off</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: The claw quells the dungeon; dodges the storm of the grave as it bows within the offensive of the fortification!</p><p>[02:20] [ ManOf600Dollars]: What's your AIM nick?</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: shaff87</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: FoF</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: The superior southern cross breaks the dungeon; redirects the pain of the bird!</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: done</p><p>[02:20] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The northstar silences the pillar; parries the storm of the ice!</p><p>[02:20] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done</p><p>[02:20] [ Shaff ]: i wish i would have gotten the fof move first</p><p>[02:21] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Ah, well, we'll see what happens...</p><p>[02:22] [ Shaff ]: omg</p><p>[02:22] [ Shaff ]: i swear to god</p><p>[02:22] [ Shaff ]: i dont even know whos doin it....</p><p>[02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol</p><p>[02:23] [ JudgeBot ]: "Shaff Dominates and Has a somewhat Relevant defense" 4 Shaff 3 $600</p><p>[02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: That sucks =/</p><p>[02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: GRR!</p><p>[02:23] [ Shaff ]: YAY</p><p>[02:23] [ Shaff ]: omg....</p><p>[02:23] [ Shaff ]: 37% now</p><p>[02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Who's first now?</p><p>[02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Oy...</p><p>[02:23] [ Shaff ]: u</p><p>[02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: k</p><p>[02:23] [ Shaff ]: 42%</p><p>[02:24] [ Shaff ]: 44%</p><p>[02:24] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The spear rides near the badlands; dodges the motion of the garden! *yen+yen*</p><p>[02:24] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done</p><p>[02:24] [ Shaff ]: 47%</p><p>[02:24] [ Shaff ]: The emerald northstar shatters the ricefield; conceals the push of the shell! *yen*</p><p>[02:24] [ Shaff ]: done</p><p>[02:24] [ Shaff ]: 57%</p><p>[02:24] [ Shaff ]: im getting pissed</p><p>[02:24] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Geeze...I think you just got 3 yen...</p><p>[02:24] [ Shaff ]: doubt it</p><p>[02:25] [ Shaff ]: holy</p><p>[02:25] [ Shaff ]: u got 2 yen move</p><p>[02:25] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:25] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol</p><p>[02:25] [ Shaff ]: 52%</p><p>[02:25] [ Shaff ]: .....</p><p>[02:25] [ ManOf600Dollars]: You were at 57 before</p><p>[02:25] ( Shaff ): is getting pissed at whoever is doing it</p><p>[02:25] [ Shaff ]: yea i messed up</p><p>[02:25] [ Shaff ]: it was 47%</p><p>[02:25] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Oh =P</p><p>[02:25] [ Shaff ]: =P</p><p>[02:26] [ Shaff ]: 54%</p><p>[02:26] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Warn them back =P</p><p>[02:26] [ Shaff ]: i dont know who it is</p><p>[02:26] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Oh</p><p>[02:26] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Yeah</p><p>[02:26] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Duh</p><p>[02:26] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:26] [ JudgeBot ]: "Complete Destruction of Spear"</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: 59%</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: 64%</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: damn it</p><p>[02:27] [ JudgeBot ]: 5 Shaff 3 $600 3 Shinies Shaff</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: YAY!!!!</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: 3 yen!!!!</p><p>[02:27] [ ManOf600Dollars]: ...</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: WOOOOOOOOO!!!!</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: The northstar flies next to the beach; defends against the rolling of the maze and sweeps by the punch of the maze!</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: done</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: wats with all the start moves?</p><p>[02:27] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The oak slashes the grotto; defends against the stab of the blade!</p><p>[02:27] [ Shaff ]: star*</p><p>[02:27] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done</p><p>[02:28] [ Shaff ]: 69%</p><p>[02:28] [ ManOf600Dollars]: And you got 2 maze defences =P</p><p>[02:28] [ Shaff ]: omg</p><p>[02:28] [ Shaff ]: this is pissin me off</p><p>[02:28] [ Shaff ]: now i cant type much</p><p>[02:28] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Contact AOL</p><p>[02:29] [ JudgeBot ]: "Shaff excessive fear of maze illogical. Flying Northstar Normal. Oaks roots can grow into Grotto slashing the soil.</p><p>[02:29] [ JudgeBot ]: "</p><p>[02:29] [ JudgeBot ]: 5 Shaff 4 $600 3 Shinies Shaff</p><p>[02:30] [ JudgeBot ]: 5 Shaff 4 $600 -3 Shinies Shaff</p><p>[02:30] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:30] [ ManOf600Dollars]: I'll take 'em =)</p><p>[02:30] [ Shaff ]: lolol</p><p>[02:30] [ Shaff ]: ur first</p><p>[02:30] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The scorpion swiftly becomes one with the waterfall; parries the chaos of the barrens!</p><p>[02:30] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done</p><p>[02:30] [ Shaff ]: The willow crushes the wastelands; removes the motion of the barrens!</p><p>[02:30] [ Shaff ]: done</p><p>[02:30] [ JudgeBot ]: Shaff Error Shaff Chi Strike! Shaff First!</p><p>[02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Scorpions can live for three days while completely submerged =)</p><p>[02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: He used Chi Strike</p><p>[02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: On his first move =P</p><p>[02:31] [ Shaff ]: but</p><p>[02:31] [ Shaff ]: u became 1 wiht it</p><p>[02:31] [ Shaff ]: so u got swept away</p><p>[02:31] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:31] [ JudgeBot ]: "Scorpion not survive falling off cliff though"</p><p>[02:31] [ Shaff ]: and thats a crab that can live for 3 days</p><p>[02:31] [ Shaff ]: lol</p><p>[02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: No. It poisoned the water =P</p><p>[02:31] [ JudgeBot ]: 6 Shaff</p><p>[02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Crabs live their entire lives in water...</p><p>[02:31] [ JudgeBot ]: Match Shaff</p><p>[02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>[02:31] [ Shaff ]: WOOOOT!!!</p><p>[02:32] [ ManOf600Dollars]: REMATH!</p><p>[02:32] [ ManOf600Dollars]: REMATCH*</p><p>[02:32] [ JudgeBot ]: $600 Man -> Dark Apprentice 2 you're evil gods have withdrawn some of their favour</p><p>[02:32] [ Shaff ]: LOL</p><p>[02:32] [ JudgeBot ]: Shaff -> Green Belt 1</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DarkElf109, post: 1032531, member: 13221"] [02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Name: "The $600 Man" [02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Rank: Dark Warrior Out of Favor [02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Record: 4-2 [02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Powers: Foul Spirit, Unholy Warrior, Sneaky Trick, Dirty Trick, Poisoned Blade, Mastery of Shadows [02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Signature Styles: Blizzard [02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Yen: 2 [02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Post it [02:05] [ Shaff ]: i would gain 4 ranks form it though [02:05] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol [02:05] [ Shaff ]: O_O [02:05] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:05] [ Shaff ]: that would make my day [02:05] [ Shaff ]: shaff [02:05] [ Shaff ]: Green Belt 0 [02:05] [ Shaff ]: Sig Styles: Kama, Ki-rin, Wolf [02:05] [ Shaff ]: Dojo Styles: Thunder [02:05] [ Shaff ]: Powers: fists-of-fury, chi strike [02:05] [ Shaff ]: Record: 11-9 [02:05] [ Shaff ]: Yen 1 [02:05] [ Shaff ]: Items: Bola the Ki-rin- Ki-rin style [02:06] [ Shaff ]: insults? [02:06] [ ManOf600Dollars]: I find your lover to be infectious, your marketplace to be drab, and your battle record to be sloppy. + I find your cat to be half-witted, your graveyard to be worn out, and your arm to be weak. [02:06] [ Shaff ]: I find your mother to be pampered, your city to be contemptible, and your reflexes to be irrelevant. [02:07] [ ManOf600Dollars]: And the verdict is... [02:07] [ JudgeBot ]: "Calculating Insult Percentage" [02:07] [ Shaff ]: Kal wins! [02:07] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:07] [ Shaff ]: lolol bot [02:07] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol [02:07] [ Shaff ]: thats awsome [02:07] [ JudgeBot ]: "Ignoreing an Opponents Reflexes is foolish indeed" [02:07] [ JudgeBot ]: "Insults to PlasticLifeForm [02:07] [ JudgeBot ]: " [02:07] [ ManOf600Dollars]: ROFL [02:08] [ Shaff ]: lol! [02:08] [ Shaff ]: omg this match is going to be fun [02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: A couple more yen and I'll be a biomechanoid =P [02:08] [ Shaff ]: lolol [02:08] [ Shaff ]: y? [02:08] [ Shaff ]: what will u buy? [02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: I'll purchase a metal prosthetic limb =P [02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: With pneumatics! [02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Anyway... [02:08] [ ManOf600Dollars]: 6 flag speed match! [02:09] [ Shaff ]: u know [02:09] [ Shaff ]: u can have any number of flavor ites [02:09] [ Shaff ]: items [02:09] [ ManOf600Dollars]: I know [02:09] [ Shaff ]: o ok [02:09] [ ManOf600Dollars]: But I have plans... [02:09] [ Shaff ]: buy a arm and get sg style arm [02:09] [ Shaff ]: ll [02:09] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:09] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol [02:09] [ ManOf600Dollars]: So, who gets first move now? [02:10] [ JudgeBot ]: .... [02:10] [ Shaff ]: i do [02:10] [ Shaff ]: someone keeps warning me on AIM and i cant tyoe [02:10] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:10] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol [02:10] [ JudgeBot ]: Correct [02:10] [ Shaff ]: The fox punches close to the glade; waves away the tempest of the holy ground! [02:10] [ Shaff ]: chi strike [02:10] [ Shaff ]: done [02:10] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The sword charges the ravine; averts the thrust of the ice! [02:10] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done [02:11] [ JudgeBot ]: Also you can't fight with more than 1 item, even if an item is in multiple pieces its one item so you can't really have more than 7 item(s) that you can use. [02:11] [ JudgeBot ]: The ancient masters have decreed this match to take place at the swamp south-west of the Vineyard of Xian's Song on the morning of the nunchaku. [02:11] [ ManOf600Dollars]: "Set of robotic limbs" =) [02:12] [ JudgeBot ]: "Sword runs into ravine poor sword, fox at least not throw self of cliff" [02:12] [ JudgeBot ]: 1 Shaff 0 $600 [02:12] [ Shaff ]: LOL [02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol [02:12] [ Shaff ]: The chimera drifts near the wastelands; averts the gaze of the mire! [02:12] [ Shaff ]: done [02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The crab slaughters the badlands; parts the throw of the rodent! [02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Poison Blade, Sneaky Trick [02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done [02:12] [ ManOf600Dollars]: >=) [02:12] ( Shaff ): cries [02:13] [ Shaff ]: sneaky trick what! [02:13] [ Shaff ]: HA! [02:13] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:13] [ Shaff ]: bot will say... [02:13] [ Shaff ]: "CANNOT COMPUTE!" [02:13] [ Shaff ]: BOOOOOOOOM [02:13] [ ManOf600Dollars]: LOL [02:14] [ JudgeBot ]: "Chimera's drift well and do live in the wastelands, but crab is slaughtering badlands. Crab has more power level. " [02:14] [ Shaff ]: no... [02:14] [ JudgeBot ]: "Sneaky Trick:Invalid Destination? " [02:14] [ Shaff ]: ur supposed ot say [02:14] [ Shaff ]: BOOM! [02:14] [ Shaff ]: TOLD U BOOM! [02:14] [ Shaff ]: BOOM BOOM! [02:14] [ ManOf600Dollars]: "Destination equals badlands" [02:14] [ Shaff ]: BOOOOOOOOM [02:14] [ Shaff ]: NOOOO! [02:14] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:14] ( ManOf600Dollars): speaks computer [02:14] [ ManOf600Dollars]: =P [02:14] [ JudgeBot ]: 1 Shaff 3 $600 Goal 6 [02:14] ( Shaff ): dies in the first move [02:15] [ ManOf600Dollars]: And when I get my robotic limbs, I'll be able to hack the judgebot! MUAHAHAHAHA! [02:15] [ Shaff ]: LOL [02:15] [ Shaff ]: o im first [02:15] [ Shaff ]: damn ur DT [02:15] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Think borg nanoprobe injection tubes =P [02:15] [ JudgeBot ]: "Only Sash May Hack JudeBot" [02:15] [ Shaff ]: The sword painfully storms the sea; negates the efforts of the ice! [02:15] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Ah, damn... [02:15] [ Shaff ]: LOLOL KAL! [02:15] [ JudgeBot ]: "And JudgeBot Requires Payment" [02:15] [ Shaff ]: HAHAHAH [02:15] [ ManOf600Dollars]: LOL [02:15] [ Shaff ]: done [02:16] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The panther punches the vineyard; defends against the drive of the spring! [02:16] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done [02:16] [ Shaff ]: "Shaff must win!" [02:16] ( Shaff ): tries to seduce the judgebot [02:16] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:17] ( JudgeBot ): electrocutes Shaff [02:17] ( Shaff ): dies again [02:18] ( Shaff ): gets killed by his opponent AND the judge [02:18] [ JudgeBot ]: "Sword make impressive move.+ Sword + Water = Rust.-. Opponent move illogical" [02:19] [ JudgeBot ]: 2 Shaff 3 $600 Goal 6 [02:19] [ Shaff ]: woot! [02:19] [ Shaff ]: The spider ravages the village; guards against the onslaught of the canine! [02:19] [ Shaff ]: done [02:19] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Dirty Trick! [02:19] [ Shaff ]: damn u [02:20] [ Shaff ]: wtf [02:20] [ Shaff ]: people warning me! [02:20] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol [02:20] [ Shaff ]: its pissin me off [02:20] [ Shaff ]: The claw quells the dungeon; dodges the storm of the grave as it bows within the offensive of the fortification! [02:20] [ ManOf600Dollars]: What's your AIM nick? [02:20] [ Shaff ]: shaff87 [02:20] [ Shaff ]: FoF [02:20] [ Shaff ]: The superior southern cross breaks the dungeon; redirects the pain of the bird! [02:20] [ Shaff ]: done [02:20] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The northstar silences the pillar; parries the storm of the ice! [02:20] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done [02:20] [ Shaff ]: i wish i would have gotten the fof move first [02:21] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Ah, well, we'll see what happens... [02:22] [ Shaff ]: omg [02:22] [ Shaff ]: i swear to god [02:22] [ Shaff ]: i dont even know whos doin it.... [02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol [02:23] [ JudgeBot ]: "Shaff Dominates and Has a somewhat Relevant defense" 4 Shaff 3 $600 [02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: That sucks =/ [02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: GRR! [02:23] [ Shaff ]: YAY [02:23] [ Shaff ]: omg.... [02:23] [ Shaff ]: 37% now [02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Who's first now? [02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Oy... [02:23] [ Shaff ]: u [02:23] [ ManOf600Dollars]: k [02:23] [ Shaff ]: 42% [02:24] [ Shaff ]: 44% [02:24] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The spear rides near the badlands; dodges the motion of the garden! *yen+yen* [02:24] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done [02:24] [ Shaff ]: 47% [02:24] [ Shaff ]: The emerald northstar shatters the ricefield; conceals the push of the shell! *yen* [02:24] [ Shaff ]: done [02:24] [ Shaff ]: 57% [02:24] [ Shaff ]: im getting pissed [02:24] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Geeze...I think you just got 3 yen... [02:24] [ Shaff ]: doubt it [02:25] [ Shaff ]: holy [02:25] [ Shaff ]: u got 2 yen move [02:25] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:25] [ ManOf600Dollars]: lol [02:25] [ Shaff ]: 52% [02:25] [ Shaff ]: ..... [02:25] [ ManOf600Dollars]: You were at 57 before [02:25] ( Shaff ): is getting pissed at whoever is doing it [02:25] [ Shaff ]: yea i messed up [02:25] [ Shaff ]: it was 47% [02:25] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Oh =P [02:25] [ Shaff ]: =P [02:26] [ Shaff ]: 54% [02:26] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Warn them back =P [02:26] [ Shaff ]: i dont know who it is [02:26] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Oh [02:26] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Yeah [02:26] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Duh [02:26] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:26] [ JudgeBot ]: "Complete Destruction of Spear" [02:27] [ Shaff ]: 59% [02:27] [ Shaff ]: 64% [02:27] [ Shaff ]: damn it [02:27] [ JudgeBot ]: 5 Shaff 3 $600 3 Shinies Shaff [02:27] [ Shaff ]: YAY!!!! [02:27] [ Shaff ]: 3 yen!!!! [02:27] [ ManOf600Dollars]: ... [02:27] [ Shaff ]: WOOOOOOOOO!!!! [02:27] [ Shaff ]: The northstar flies next to the beach; defends against the rolling of the maze and sweeps by the punch of the maze! [02:27] [ Shaff ]: done [02:27] [ Shaff ]: wats with all the start moves? [02:27] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The oak slashes the grotto; defends against the stab of the blade! [02:27] [ Shaff ]: star* [02:27] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done [02:28] [ Shaff ]: 69% [02:28] [ ManOf600Dollars]: And you got 2 maze defences =P [02:28] [ Shaff ]: omg [02:28] [ Shaff ]: this is pissin me off [02:28] [ Shaff ]: now i cant type much [02:28] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Contact AOL [02:29] [ JudgeBot ]: "Shaff excessive fear of maze illogical. Flying Northstar Normal. Oaks roots can grow into Grotto slashing the soil. [02:29] [ JudgeBot ]: " [02:29] [ JudgeBot ]: 5 Shaff 4 $600 3 Shinies Shaff [02:30] [ JudgeBot ]: 5 Shaff 4 $600 -3 Shinies Shaff [02:30] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:30] [ ManOf600Dollars]: I'll take 'em =) [02:30] [ Shaff ]: lolol [02:30] [ Shaff ]: ur first [02:30] [ ManOf600Dollars]: The scorpion swiftly becomes one with the waterfall; parries the chaos of the barrens! [02:30] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Done [02:30] [ Shaff ]: The willow crushes the wastelands; removes the motion of the barrens! [02:30] [ Shaff ]: done [02:30] [ JudgeBot ]: Shaff Error Shaff Chi Strike! Shaff First! [02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Scorpions can live for three days while completely submerged =) [02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: He used Chi Strike [02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: On his first move =P [02:31] [ Shaff ]: but [02:31] [ Shaff ]: u became 1 wiht it [02:31] [ Shaff ]: so u got swept away [02:31] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:31] [ JudgeBot ]: "Scorpion not survive falling off cliff though" [02:31] [ Shaff ]: and thats a crab that can live for 3 days [02:31] [ Shaff ]: lol [02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: No. It poisoned the water =P [02:31] [ JudgeBot ]: 6 Shaff [02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: Crabs live their entire lives in water... [02:31] [ JudgeBot ]: Match Shaff [02:31] [ ManOf600Dollars]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! [02:31] [ Shaff ]: WOOOOT!!! [02:32] [ ManOf600Dollars]: REMATH! [02:32] [ ManOf600Dollars]: REMATCH* [02:32] [ JudgeBot ]: $600 Man -> Dark Apprentice 2 you're evil gods have withdrawn some of their favour [02:32] [ Shaff ]: LOL [02:32] [ JudgeBot ]: Shaff -> Green Belt 1 [/QUOTE]
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