Sharktopus is coming...

[talien]

My Sharktopus contribution: Monster Madness: Sharktopus - National RPG | Examiner.com

 

[Umbran]

Ah, the theme song...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev_uFa5PjZw]YouTube - Sharktopus Movie Theme Song - By the Cheetah Whores[/ame]

 

[Insight]

Yes it was ridiculous but in a watchable way. Highly recommend.

 

[Richards]

My three-and-a-half-year-old nephew wandered into the family room while we were watching this (he had been safely in the living room on the other side of the main floor of the house, playing with his wooden trains), and, predictably, was a bit upset at all the blood. (Which is why we had him over there playing trains in the first place.) So, with some quick thinking, we altered the plot for him: Sharktopus is a big ketchup fan, and is always looking for more ketchup. Every time he appeared onscreen, I did a silly voice: "Hey, does anybody have any ketchup? I'm all out of ketchup! Who has some more ketchup I could borrow?" Then, when Sharktopus was busy messily eviscerating his next victim, we'd make comments to the effect of, "Oh no, he spilled the ketchup all over! He's making a big mess with all that ketchup!"

End result: we got to see the rest of the movie, we dodged the nightmare bullet, and now he likes to play "Sharktopus looking for ketchup" with his toys.

Whew!

Johnathan

 

[Sharktopus]

Omigosh! It's SO true. I DO love ketchup. Only I spell it catsup, and I really prefer it when it tastes like fresh arterial blood. It's sort of the 58th secret ingredient. Yummy!

But I have a few minutes before I rip that pretender Sharctopus (HA!) into tiny little pieces, and I've been wondering: do my shark parts make my tentacles look fat? Be honest, now. I can take it.

 

[Sharktopus]

Will the real Sharktopus please stand up?

Oh, wait! That's right, you don't have legs!

Bwahahahaahaha!*

*sniff* Do I mock you for not having eight razor sharp sucker-coated tentacles, or for not having three rows of viciously sharp teeth?

Well, yes.

But it still hurts. Sniff. I am a delicate flower of sharktopusity. It's just that my petals can impale people.