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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dannyalcatraz" data-source="post: 6773373" data-attributes="member: 19675">110. You use a Demi-Lich as your alarm clock...and you Turn Undead on it for a snooze effect.111. You have intentionally weakened your defenses to leave your knee unprotected, so you can (hopefully) take an arrow there and use the injury as an excuse to become a city guard.112. You attacked the darkness and defeated it, gazebos dread you, and zephyrs whistle to keep their fear of you to a minimum.113. In your planar travels, you have learned to defeat most opponents with SPAM and Tab.114. You found a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory, but went to the wrong place.  You now run a successful chocolate factory out of a nice installation in The Barrier Peaks, with most of the candy made by funny looking little brown critters.115. When you approach the Gates of Hell, Cerberus brings you a ball, a rope bone and a round shield to play fetch with.116. When you approach the Gates of Hell, you bypass the gate that says "Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here" and head straight for the one that says "V.I.P. Entrance- authorized personnel only".117. Hastur refuses to mention you.118. Azathoth listens intently and quietly to your tales at cocktail parties.119. You have a 300 average in your bowling league, because you use a Sphere of Annihilation.</blockquote>