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<blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 2174908" data-attributes="member: 4134"><p>DM: Suddenly, the wind picked up slowly.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Gnome: You brought back our daughter. How can we ever thank you?</p><p>Wizard: Money.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Player: I'm chaotic neutral. Why can't I just kill whoever I want?</p><p></p><p></p><p>Female PC (with high Cha): I go take a bath in that pool</p><p>Male PC: I'll take first watch! Uhm, I mean...</p><p></p><p></p><p>DM: The owlbear eviscerates you a little - 7 damage</p><p></p><p></p><p>Priest: I go upstairs and look out through the rooftop window</p><p>DM: There are no windows</p><p>Priest: Then I punch a hole into the roof and look out there</p><p>DM: You see nothing of interest</p><p>Priest (to companion): HEY! THERE ARE HOLES IN THE ROOF!</p><p></p><p></p><p>Why did you learn draconic?</p><p>So I can understand the beasts when they beg for mercy!</p><p></p><p></p><p>My blood is pure. I just don't know what.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Wizard (after killing enemies with burning hands.) "Eat... my....uh... steel!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>Mysterious Looking Stranger: "I understand you are looking for the villain who's killing your kind around here. Well, you've found him. Of course, I didn't kill any of them myself - that's what's henchmen are for. My friend here, for example - points to a troll - has at least a dozen marks on his axe, only that he doesn't have an axe."</p><p>Party Bladesinger: "I see, you're a born speaker."</p><p></p><p>Damn, that one has the knack to make villains look like idiots. Or himself</p><p></p><p></p><p>He: "Damn, your character is ugly"</p><p>Me: "Huh? his Cha is two more than yours!"</p><p>He: "That doesn't mean a thing.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Drow-Slayer Elf: "I have been in the underdark these last three years, slaughtering countless drow"</p><p>He: "I bet it was dark down there."</p><p></p><p></p><p>NPC: "Flee, while you can. If they find you here, the'll take you prisoner and torture you, just like us"</p><p>He: "We're heroes, that's what were there fore."</p><p></p><p></p><p>He: After all, I'm goldsinger and bladeelf</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kae'Yoss, post: 2174908, member: 4134"] DM: Suddenly, the wind picked up slowly. Gnome: You brought back our daughter. How can we ever thank you? Wizard: Money. Player: I'm chaotic neutral. Why can't I just kill whoever I want? Female PC (with high Cha): I go take a bath in that pool Male PC: I'll take first watch! Uhm, I mean... DM: The owlbear eviscerates you a little - 7 damage Priest: I go upstairs and look out through the rooftop window DM: There are no windows Priest: Then I punch a hole into the roof and look out there DM: You see nothing of interest Priest (to companion): HEY! THERE ARE HOLES IN THE ROOF! Why did you learn draconic? So I can understand the beasts when they beg for mercy! My blood is pure. I just don't know what. Wizard (after killing enemies with burning hands.) "Eat... my....uh... steel!" Mysterious Looking Stranger: "I understand you are looking for the villain who's killing your kind around here. Well, you've found him. Of course, I didn't kill any of them myself - that's what's henchmen are for. My friend here, for example - points to a troll - has at least a dozen marks on his axe, only that he doesn't have an axe." Party Bladesinger: "I see, you're a born speaker." Damn, that one has the knack to make villains look like idiots. Or himself He: "Damn, your character is ugly" Me: "Huh? his Cha is two more than yours!" He: "That doesn't mean a thing. Drow-Slayer Elf: "I have been in the underdark these last three years, slaughtering countless drow" He: "I bet it was dark down there." NPC: "Flee, while you can. If they find you here, the'll take you prisoner and torture you, just like us" He: "We're heroes, that's what were there fore." He: After all, I'm goldsinger and bladeelf [/QUOTE]
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