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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 2174908" data-attributes="member: 4134">DM: Suddenly, the wind picked up slowly.Gnome: You brought back our daughter. How can we ever thank you?Wizard: Money.Player: I'm chaotic neutral. Why can't I just kill whoever I want?Female PC (with high Cha): I go take a bath in that poolMale PC: I'll take first watch! Uhm, I mean...DM: The owlbear eviscerates you a little - 7 damagePriest: I go upstairs and look out through the rooftop windowDM: There are no windowsPriest: Then I punch a hole into the roof and look out thereDM: You see nothing of interestPriest (to companion): HEY! THERE ARE HOLES IN THE ROOF!Why did you learn draconic?So I can understand the beasts when they beg for mercy!My blood is pure. I just don't know what.Wizard (after killing enemies with burning hands.) "Eat... my....uh... steel!"Mysterious Looking Stranger: "I understand you are looking for the villain who's killing your kind around here. Well, you've found him. Of course, I didn't kill any of them myself - that's what's henchmen are for. My friend here, for example - points to a troll - has at least a dozen marks on his axe, only that he doesn't have an axe."Party Bladesinger: "I see, you're a born speaker."Damn, that one has the knack to make villains look like idiots. Or himselfHe: "Damn, your character is ugly"Me: "Huh? his Cha is two more than yours!"He: "That doesn't mean a thing.Drow-Slayer Elf: "I have been in the underdark these last three years, slaughtering countless drow"He: "I bet it was dark down there."NPC: "Flee, while you can. If they find you here, the'll take you prisoner and torture you, just like us"He: "We're heroes, that's what were there fore."He: After all, I'm goldsinger and bladeelf</blockquote>

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