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<blockquote data-quote="Hannibal King" data-source="post: 2175263" data-attributes="member: 27632">Oookaaay, where do I begin? Guess I'll just start typing and stop when I'm done. Most involve me as the DM.Player Fighter listening at door of weapons locker: &quot;Do I hear weapons in there?&quot;Me without skipping a beat: &quot;You hear a whispered voice say 'Hey you longswords, keep it down will you!'&quot;Player Mage picks up rock that radiates magic: &quot;Rock. Stone. Transmute!&quot;Me: &quot;The rock gives you a funny look.&quot;Player Mage: &quot;It has eyes?!&quot;Me: THUD... as my forehead hits the table.Me: &quot;You hear flapping sounds approaching. It's pitch black.&quot;Player Rogue: &quot;I hide in the darkness. Rolls hide check.&quot;Me: &quot;Six bat-stirges sense you and attack, they all hit, lose 16 points of CON. Your dead.&quot;Player Rogue. &quot;...&quot;Player 1: &quot;I stick the mages hand in the bubbling red glowing liquid&quot;Player 2: &quot;What?!Player 1: &quot;Shut up! Your unconscious.&quot;Me: &quot;No. Now he's dead.&quot;Drow NPC Mage to PC Ranger standing on an old rickety drawbridge over a moat of spikey poison thorns: &quot;Take one more step human and you'll be sorry.&quot;Player Ranger: &quot;I take one more step forward.&quot;Me: The Drow Mage casts, Lightning Bolt. Roll your save.&quot;Player Ranger: rolls..&quot;Oops I failed.&quot;Me: &quot;Take 56 points of damage. The drawbridge is destroyed by the bolt. You fall 30 feet. Take 20 points of damage plus another 24 point from the thorns. Roll your poison save.Player Ranger: rolls..&quot;Oops.&quot;Me: Take 20 points of damage&quot;Player Ranger: &quot;I'm dead.&quot;Me: &quot;Why did you step forward.&quot;Player Ranger: &quot;I thought he was bluffing.&quot;Me: THUD... as my forehead hits the table.Me: &quot;Now that you know it's a Curse Sword of Berserking, maybe you should get rid of it?&quot;Player Fighter: &quot;Never! This sword is Cool!&quot;Later that same session...Player of dead Fighter: &quot;Guess I should have got rid of the sword?&quot;Me: &quot;Nah. Why listen to me? I'm only the DM.&quot;More to come...HK</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Hannibal King, post: 2175263, member: 27632"] Oookaaay, where do I begin? Guess I'll just start typing and stop when I'm done. Most involve me as the DM. Player Fighter listening at door of weapons locker: "Do I hear weapons in there?" Me without skipping a beat: "You hear a whispered voice say 'Hey you longswords, keep it down will you!'" Player Mage picks up rock that radiates magic: "Rock. Stone. Transmute!" Me: "The rock gives you a funny look." Player Mage: "It has eyes?!" Me: THUD... as my forehead hits the table. Me: "You hear flapping sounds approaching. It's pitch black." Player Rogue: "I hide in the darkness. Rolls hide check." Me: "Six bat-stirges sense you and attack, they all hit, lose 16 points of CON. Your dead." Player Rogue. "..." Player 1: "I stick the mages hand in the bubbling red glowing liquid" Player 2: "What?! Player 1: "Shut up! Your unconscious." Me: "No. Now he's dead." Drow NPC Mage to PC Ranger standing on an old rickety drawbridge over a moat of spikey poison thorns: "Take one more step human and you'll be sorry." Player Ranger: "I take one more step forward." Me: The Drow Mage casts, Lightning Bolt. Roll your save." Player Ranger: rolls.."Oops I failed." Me: "Take 56 points of damage. The drawbridge is destroyed by the bolt. You fall 30 feet. Take 20 points of damage plus another 24 point from the thorns. Roll your poison save. Player Ranger: rolls.."Oops." Me: Take 20 points of damage" Player Ranger: "I'm dead." Me: "Why did you step forward." Player Ranger: "I thought he was bluffing." Me: THUD... as my forehead hits the table. Me: "Now that you know it's a Curse Sword of Berserking, maybe you should get rid of it?" Player Fighter: "Never! This sword is Cool!" Later that same session... Player of dead Fighter: "Guess I should have got rid of the sword?" Me: "Nah. Why listen to me? I'm only the DM." More to come...HK [/QUOTE]

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