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<blockquote data-quote="Eldragon" data-source="post: 1060615" data-attributes="member: 3962"><p>The PCs are trying to assault a large keep that is filled with a race of creatures that use Arquebuses as their standard weapon. The PCs know that 1 in 100 of these creatures have an officer that has a magical helmet of true seeing. Two of the PCs decide that they want to scout out the keep from the air, and maybe get one of these helmets. So the local Sorc Casts invisibility and fly upon two of the party members. So in broad daylight they approach the keep. As they near the keep from the air they see well over a hundred soldier marching about the tower on patrol. When the PCs get rather close suddenly the find themselves being fired upon. One of the enemy is reasonably accurate, the rest are only shooting in their general direction. The PCs determine that an officer must have spotted them and is ordering his troops to fire. </p><p></p><p>PC 1: "I fly over to the officer, and take his helmet."</p><p></p><p>DM (Me): "That will require a melee touch attack, you do know what that means, right?"</p><p></p><p>PC 1: "Yep"</p><p></p><p>DM: "You Suuuuuure?"</p><p></p><p>PC 1: "Just roll"</p><p></p><p>PC rolls a natural 1 on the melee touch attack. However because she attacked the invisibility immediatly wears off. About 20 of the soldiers on duty immediatly see their foe and open fire with their aquebuses. PC 1 is in the air, with no place to hide, and is now at the bottom of the initiative list. She gets cut down like a duck at an NRA hunting trip.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Eldragon, post: 1060615, member: 3962"] The PCs are trying to assault a large keep that is filled with a race of creatures that use Arquebuses as their standard weapon. The PCs know that 1 in 100 of these creatures have an officer that has a magical helmet of true seeing. Two of the PCs decide that they want to scout out the keep from the air, and maybe get one of these helmets. So the local Sorc Casts invisibility and fly upon two of the party members. So in broad daylight they approach the keep. As they near the keep from the air they see well over a hundred soldier marching about the tower on patrol. When the PCs get rather close suddenly the find themselves being fired upon. One of the enemy is reasonably accurate, the rest are only shooting in their general direction. The PCs determine that an officer must have spotted them and is ordering his troops to fire. PC 1: "I fly over to the officer, and take his helmet." DM (Me): "That will require a melee touch attack, you do know what that means, right?" PC 1: "Yep" DM: "You Suuuuuure?" PC 1: "Just roll" PC rolls a natural 1 on the melee touch attack. However because she attacked the invisibility immediatly wears off. About 20 of the soldiers on duty immediatly see their foe and open fire with their aquebuses. PC 1 is in the air, with no place to hide, and is now at the bottom of the initiative list. She gets cut down like a duck at an NRA hunting trip. [/QUOTE]
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