Silly Story: Kitty Kat

The Grumpy Celt

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So, in the last game all the characters are working together to travel back in time and kill Sarah Connor.

I mean, in the last game, all the characters are working together to travel back in time and kill a bad guy.

Along the way we are wandering aimlessly around dungeons, killing everything in sight, doing a little morris dancing, you know, the usual stuff adventurers do.

Chrissie, the wife of the Brian GM, is playing a druid. Druids get animals companions. They are like a wizard or sorcerer familiar but they are actually useful. Her animal companion is a tiger. This tiger does something like an average of 21 points of damage per round cumulatively with its bite attack, its claw attack and rake attack. She calls it “Kitty.”

After it had helped a great deal in killing minotaur, a dragon and some other monsters, I looked at Brian and said “I’m very grateful for your wife’s Pussy.”

Things kind of went down hill after that.
8P
 
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When a GM and a player have little problems like that, I guess it is good to seek some closure...

...wonder how long it will take...

:D
 


It is good to see that your gaming companions are up to your usual caliber. I would hate to think that you had been lacking for those with the finer social graces...

Have you used the Highlander joke on them yet?
 

No, not yet.

(ahem)

For those who have not heard it, I once played a Highlander Immortal character who was a former Aztec priest who went by the name Juan Mendoza.

He told people "There can be only Juan."

(bows)
 






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