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<blockquote data-quote="BookTenTiger" data-source="post: 9552726" data-attributes="member: 6685541"><p>I have no idea why this came up in my mind, but last night I started assignment my furniture alignments. What are the alignments of three pieces of furniture you have, and why?</p><p></p><p>(PS: anyone who says Neutral, Neutral, Neutral will have to face my Chaotic Evil toaster.)</p><p></p><p>Refrigerator - Lawful Good</p><p>My fridge is solid, reliable, and keeps away the chaos of germs and bacteria. It is the paladin of our household.</p><p></p><p>Stovetop - Chaotic Neutral</p><p>Will my burners light up today? Roll the dice to find out! Will turning the burner up to 6 produce Medium High heat, Low heat, or Raging Inferno? It depends on the stovetop's mood!</p><p></p><p>Bedroom Rug - Neutral Evil</p><p>Most of this rug sits nice and flat. But one corner curls up to catch my foot when I'm walking between rooms. And I can tell the rug is laughing every time I stumble.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BookTenTiger, post: 9552726, member: 6685541"] I have no idea why this came up in my mind, but last night I started assignment my furniture alignments. What are the alignments of three pieces of furniture you have, and why? (PS: anyone who says Neutral, Neutral, Neutral will have to face my Chaotic Evil toaster.) Refrigerator - Lawful Good My fridge is solid, reliable, and keeps away the chaos of germs and bacteria. It is the paladin of our household. Stovetop - Chaotic Neutral Will my burners light up today? Roll the dice to find out! Will turning the burner up to 6 produce Medium High heat, Low heat, or Raging Inferno? It depends on the stovetop's mood! Bedroom Rug - Neutral Evil Most of this rug sits nice and flat. But one corner curls up to catch my foot when I'm walking between rooms. And I can tell the rug is laughing every time I stumble. [/QUOTE]
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