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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Goonalan" data-source="post: 5123734" data-attributes="member: 16069">Oh yes, already been there... as it were.The Friday Knights (see sig) return from saving, well... most everything- that's what they do (Thunderspire- rescue the slaves) and are sent before the Lord & Lady Markelhay.Entire five hour session devoted to roleplay for the guys- told them to relax, string of rewards, lots of chat and Lady Markelhay (a stunner) appears- the object of the players desire from earlier sessions. One of the charming PCs managed to convince the good Lady that as reward she should give each of them a kiss.Skill challenge follows-Athletics (vigorous kissing), Acrobatics (tongue-twister), Endurance (to sustain), basically most of the skills have an effect...Most success' wins.The Eladrin Mage (Eruan) comes up trumps, teleporting onto the queen's lips.That warms them up, a few rowdy cheers and laughter.Then when the PCs thing it's all over the Eladrin Princess turns up, in chainmail bikini... She too would like to reward the Knights, cue arched eyebrows and a world of double entendres- french maid broken english."You are very hard...""My poor tongue, I cannot get my mouth round...""I lick you a lot..."Skill Challenge follows- mostly Social Skills, to charm the pants off the Princess, while the rest of court watches on.Neck-and-neck (as it were), it actually gets very tense, certainly more tense than most combats. It's between Eruan and Lucan (nasty (very) but charming Elven Rogue)- they're spending Action Points, Rogue sneak attack bunch-of-flowers, song-and-dance routines etc. Madness ensues for a short while.And Lucan comes out on top (as it were, again). Much wailing and gnashing of teeth, even the Dwarven Priest of Moradin is asking why his god has deserted him...Particularly as Eruan is (and only he knows this) the son of the previous ruler of Fellscarp (see later), the Princess the daughter of the family that usurped his families rule (it's more complex than that but...)A little later Lucan claims his reward, a return to the Princess' apartment in the Palace, another Skill Challenge... very similar to yours above. Cheekily the Rogue completes the skill challenge several times...The other PCs fume, for a while.At least until the next day when the PCs are visited by the Fallcrest Guard- the Princess is missing, her apartments show clear signs of a vigorous struggle...A mystery person was spotted by a guard, at present the Royal Guard are investigating, a major incident if the Eladrin Princess is not back in Fellscarp (the Feywild mirror of Fallcrest) by Friday (4.5 days) then- well, not good, expect the invasion.The Friday Knights to the rescue.Of course that's not all, and I presume you wont go onto to read my sig story (or rather reports), so I'll tell you.That ain't no Eladrin Princess.No siree...Turns out, at the finale of the find the Princess adventure, to be an illusion-clad... wait for it...Wait for it...Aboleth.That's lovely.Who throughout the final fight attempts to woo Lucan again with-"When you squeezed my love floob... My mucus tentapods flail with delight."And much much much more (worse)The PCs overcome the beast only after Lucan agrees to join with the Aboleth, and then obviously betrays her soon after.A little later Rock (Dwarven Fighter) discovers a fresh batch of eggs, within strange looking half-aboleth/half-elven bastards.Some of the eggs have already been washed away as the entire chamber they are in begins to collapse.Rock takes a few eggs- AboLucan spawn.The message is- safe sex people, even for your PCs.Cheers GoonalanThe AboLucan Bastard will be back...</blockquote>

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