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<blockquote data-quote="Spido" data-source="post: 4291816" data-attributes="member: 68264">Hehe - You've given me a great idea for a new splatbook!&nbsp; &quot;The Tome of Comforts&quot;It'll include rules for feather beds, lumpy beds, sharing a room with a snoring party member and camping during mosquito season.&nbsp; There can be chapters covering what happens to you when you ride all day in armor, or worse yet, with hemmroids - youch!&nbsp; Penalties for getting wet, having sand in your shorts, chaffing - oh, think of the possibilities!&nbsp; Fleas, pebbles in the boot, upset tummies, headaches, and Dwarven nut-rocks (don't ask).Although, now that I think of it, I should save fleas and mosquitoes for the second installment, &quot;The Tome of Creature Comforts.&quot;&nbsp; A veritable monster manual of annoyances and discomforts, like the Everbarking Night Dog, Zombie Lice, and the crying baby that always ends up in the wagon right behind you every time you travel with a caravan.On the flip side, think of all the new magic items!&nbsp; The Pillow of Sweet Dreams, the Teddy Bear of Snuggliness, the Wand of Dental Hygene.&nbsp; I've got to hurry up and get to work on this before my silly-pills wear off!As for the other thing, in my game I'm just going to rule that if you sleep in armor you die.&nbsp; That'll teach 'em!Smiles, everybody!&nbsp; Smiles!-Spido</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Spido, post: 4291816, member: 68264"] Hehe - You've given me a great idea for a new splatbook! "The Tome of Comforts" It'll include rules for feather beds, lumpy beds, sharing a room with a snoring party member and camping during mosquito season. There can be chapters covering what happens to you when you ride all day in armor, or worse yet, with hemmroids - youch! Penalties for getting wet, having sand in your shorts, chaffing - oh, think of the possibilities! Fleas, pebbles in the boot, upset tummies, headaches, and Dwarven nut-rocks (don't ask). Although, now that I think of it, I should save fleas and mosquitoes for the second installment, "The Tome of Creature Comforts." A veritable monster manual of annoyances and discomforts, like the Everbarking Night Dog, Zombie Lice, and the crying baby that always ends up in the wagon right behind you every time you travel with a caravan. On the flip side, think of all the new magic items! The Pillow of Sweet Dreams, the Teddy Bear of Snuggliness, the Wand of Dental Hygene. I've got to hurry up and get to work on this before my silly-pills wear off! As for the other thing, in my game I'm just going to rule that if you sleep in armor you die. That'll teach 'em! Smiles, everybody! Smiles! -Spido [/QUOTE]

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