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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jdavis" data-source="post: 509244" data-attributes="member: 8704">Start of by explaining to them in depth how they are going about everything all wrong. Refer to them as simpletons and go to great lengths to explain just how much smarter you really are. Write a prepared lecture, people you have never met love to be lectured in depth on the subject of how they are wrong and you are right. Don't forget to dig thourgh the refrigerator and help yourself, but make sure you gripe about how they don't have any of the stuff you like. People love it when you wonder around their house commenting on how they really need to do a better job cleaning, don't forget to check in the closets and under the bed. Give them all pet names, like guy with the goofy haircut or stupid boy or hey you, it makes them feel more at home and comfortable around you. And most important, before you leave make sure to start a fire somewhere in the house, as a sign of respect.Oh sorry I'm having flashbacks to some of the people that have been invited to gaming groups that I've been in. (Ok so nobody ever brought a written lecture, they just memorized it.)In all seriousness just remember that they are wondering about you as much as you are wondering about them, the first time there is mainly to get to know the other people, don't worry about how the game is run just see if you can click with the people.</blockquote>