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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Kalendraf" data-source="post: 2016660" data-attributes="member: 3433">I saw the show that night, and I thought it was pretty funny.  Here's the basic skit (edited from the video.google site info):[Camera on Paris Hilton] Want to chat with some of the most beautiful women in the world? At Exclusive Connections, we know what kind of guy is calling a phone sex line at 3:00 in the morning. And we know exactly what turns you on.[Camera moves to show gal dressed up like a wizard]This is Trixie. She's a level "A" dungeon master ready to serve all your D&D fantasies.> what's that, baby? You're a level five chaotic evil half-orc? Ooh, that makes me so hot. I am a lawful neutral druidic monk with a plus five melee range, boots of levitation, and a big, sharp vorpal sword.>I want you to cast a saving throw baby!  Roll your 12-sided die and cast it!  Cast it! [Camera back on Paris]Mmm, that sounds sexy.  But that's not all. If D&D's not your thing, and you'd rather be in galaxy far, far away, this here is Christy.[Camera on gal w/ Princess Leia hairdo]She got back from a trip from Dagobah, and boy, is she lonely.>So, what's your name?(caller) > Warren Grabowski.>Help me, Warren Grabowski, you're my only Hope.(caller) > I like that. Tell me I'm a nerfherder.>You know what you are, Warren? You're a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy looking nerfherder.(caller) > Oh, God, yes![Camera cuts to gal dressed like Uhura from original Star Trek]Say hello to Candy. She just got her massage license on Rigel VII, and now she wants to go where no man has gone before.> You know what time it is, baby? It's the Vulcan mating season of Pon Farr.> Much like the eel-birds of Regulus V, If I don't find a mate, I'll die.(caller) > I'm giving myself a Vulcan nerve pinch right now.> Oh, I like that. I want to do something logical to you, baby.(caller) > That's nice.[Camera back on Paris]Still haven't found what you're looking for?  Why don't you take a trip around the Misty mountains, to the Gap of Rohan, all the way to Rivendell for our very own elven princess, Lexus. [Camera moves to gal dressed like an elf maiden]> You've been a bad hobbit, haven't you?(caller) > I've been a bad hobbit, yes. > A bad hobbit goes to Mordor!(caller) > But I want to go back to the Shire! Take me back to Eriador!> Oh, you're going to Mordor, all right.  First, we're going all the way to Minas Morgul!(caller) > Oh, that's good.> We're going to take the long way around the Plateau of Golgoroth.(caller) > I can't take it!Then we're going right to the tippy-top of Barad-dur!(caller) > Yes![Camera zooms out to show paris surrounded by the half-dozen girls on phones behind her.]Operators are standing by. Who knows? One of them might be me. Does Dr. Who turn you on, baby? Well, I'm getting into my Tardis right now. Ooh, I better put on my big, floppy hat and scarf.[Paris puts on hat & scarf]I Hope I don't find any Daleks here.Are you a Dalek, baby? Do you want to exterminate me? Call today.</blockquote>

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