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<blockquote data-quote="Kae'Yoss" data-source="post: 1401712" data-attributes="member: 4134"><p>Sorry, can't resist to test them against the wish-grant-o-meter</p><p></p><p></p><p>Easy, take away the money he needs for his medicine.</p><p></p><p>Have you read the Avatar series (FR Novels). There, they discribed a time where the god of death gave up this part of his portfolio. Noone died in the wars that raged at that moment, either. This doesn't mean that they weren't hurt, or maimed, or mutilated...</p><p></p><p>I'd rather wish for the stamina to care for the widows myself <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f609.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-smilie="2"data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p>"Hm... what do I turn to gold first?" *scratches headDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN*<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p></p><p>He only wanted to be song about. "Gather 'round, people, and listen to the ballad about the bloke who wasted his wish"</p><p></p><p>Simple. Blindness does it.</p><p></p><p>So we do think on the same lines. I'd prefer the stamina, though: They'll be lonely enough without some supernatural compulsion, and you'd need time to recover. </p><p></p><p>Didn't we speak about Devils and evil folk? "Hey, you know what? I never realized how much misery I cause when I go to war. LETS START ONE NOW" *manical laughter*</p></blockquote><p>For the village and an area covering all the farms around it to be a zone where no violent actions may be taken.[/QUOTE]</p><p>Poor people starving cause they can't harvest or grind the grain</p><p></p><p>Hm.... if you revel in attention, but I think I'd settle for a quite life, not for all kinds of folk trampling my lawn and pestering me about some trivial matter.</p><p></p><p>Can't go wrong with that.</p><p></p><p>Hm... get a barrel, drink yourself to death. Cheap one</p><p></p><p>Better be prepared to face the deepest depression known to man...</p><p></p><p>I think I like this one best: "Listen, I can't think of anything that sounds witty but will drag us kicking and screaming into the 9th circle of hell. Can't we just assume I asked something really stupid and you screw us right away?"</p><p></p><p>I bet whatever genie will be asked this will hang himself cause you spoiled all his fun <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" /></p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
[QUOTE="Kae'Yoss, post: 1401712, member: 4134"] Sorry, can't resist to test them against the wish-grant-o-meter Easy, take away the money he needs for his medicine. Have you read the Avatar series (FR Novels). There, they discribed a time where the god of death gave up this part of his portfolio. Noone died in the wars that raged at that moment, either. This doesn't mean that they weren't hurt, or maimed, or mutilated... I'd rather wish for the stamina to care for the widows myself ;) "Hm... what do I turn to gold first?" *scratches headDAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN*:D He only wanted to be song about. "Gather 'round, people, and listen to the ballad about the bloke who wasted his wish" Simple. Blindness does it. So we do think on the same lines. I'd prefer the stamina, though: They'll be lonely enough without some supernatural compulsion, and you'd need time to recover. Didn't we speak about Devils and evil folk? "Hey, you know what? I never realized how much misery I cause when I go to war. LETS START ONE NOW" *manical laughter* [/QUOTE] For the village and an area covering all the farms around it to be a zone where no violent actions may be taken.[/QUOTE] Poor people starving cause they can't harvest or grind the grain Hm.... if you revel in attention, but I think I'd settle for a quite life, not for all kinds of folk trampling my lawn and pestering me about some trivial matter. Can't go wrong with that. Hm... get a barrel, drink yourself to death. Cheap one Better be prepared to face the deepest depression known to man... I think I like this one best: "Listen, I can't think of anything that sounds witty but will drag us kicking and screaming into the 9th circle of hell. Can't we just assume I asked something really stupid and you screw us right away?" I bet whatever genie will be asked this will hang himself cause you spoiled all his fun :D [/QUOTE]
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