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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Desdichado" data-source="post: 2055376" data-attributes="member: 2205">As long as we're talking weirdo gaming related dreams, there's a game store I frequent that's only a small detour for me to reach on the way home from work.  However, that detour takes me past a bar called "Henry the VIII: Topless Go-Go Dancers."  And, I swear, the sign in front of the bar has what looks like a line-drawn copy of our own August Moderator's former avatar.I had a dream not long ago where I was inside that bar, which was dark, dingy, and full of smoke, topless girls and badly dressed pimps all with cigars, shots of whiskey, character sheets and dice.  In fact, it looked a lot like the bar-scene in the "Love is a Battlefield" video, if anyone remembers that (I do, because it's one of the DVD extras on 13 Going on 30 which I watched with my wife recently -- probably the cause of the resemblance) and I think that song may even have been playing in the background, and everyone's playing D&D.Henry, the Moderator, was walking around with a really big cigar followed by several topless girls, just like some kind of mob boss.  Of course, I don't actually know what Henry looks like, but in my dream he looked like Henry VIII (see attachment.)I can't remember exactly what I was doing there, but I think I was going from table to table trying to find my game, but I kept getting distracted by various other things going on in the bar.It was very surreal.  As dreams often are, I suppose.  But now, whenever I see a post from Henry, I picture him as a pimp-king of a strip bar in suburban Detroit with hose, big puffy doublets and a stupid cap, surrounded by topless girls covered with glitter.  It's not a pretty picture.</blockquote>

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