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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7106984" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p><em>The show must go on ..</em></p><p></p><p>Spiton was shaken by the suggestion that he hadn't actually used any magic. He looked hunted. He looked deflated. He looked aghast. He looked aghoul, too, except that's not a proper word, as Hermione immediately pointed out. All his flamboyance had flamfallen.</p><p></p><p>"I could have been a bard," he mumbled defensively, "but they threw me out of the college."</p><p></p><p>"I got thrown out of lots of places," offered Throg sympathetically, "mostly taverns, though. Dunno about colleges. Did you get too drunk and start hitting people, like me?"</p><p></p><p>Spiton shook his head, but his heart wasn't in it. "There was this other student, called Giarism. He was always getting straight alphas for everything. The girls were all over him. Charisma 20, you know the sort. B*st*rd. He stole one of my songs. It was going to be my masterwork piece. I'd sweated buckets writing it and he just stole it. What kind of a guy does that?"</p><p></p><p>"Guy steals my stuff, he gets to meet my axe," observed Throg. "He not do that twice."</p><p></p><p>"Hush, dear," admonished Hermione, "I love dramatic tension. What happened next, Spiton?"</p><p></p><p>"He accused <em>me</em> of stealing <em>his</em> song! There was a contest. We each played it so the judges could decide. It wasn't fair! They said my performance was a clear case of Play-Giarism!"</p><p></p><p>"What's this guy doing now?" wondered Gildan.</p><p></p><p>"He's Chief Bard at the Llanwllyn Eisteddfod."</p><p></p><p>"Looks like they might be needing a new chief bard. How do we get to Llanwllyn?"</p><p></p><p>"Could be a problem. We're in the wrong multiverse."</p><p></p><p>"Oh, but that's easy ..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7106984, member: 6777052"] [i]The show must go on ..[/i] Spiton was shaken by the suggestion that he hadn't actually used any magic. He looked hunted. He looked deflated. He looked aghast. He looked aghoul, too, except that's not a proper word, as Hermione immediately pointed out. All his flamboyance had flamfallen. "I could have been a bard," he mumbled defensively, "but they threw me out of the college." "I got thrown out of lots of places," offered Throg sympathetically, "mostly taverns, though. Dunno about colleges. Did you get too drunk and start hitting people, like me?" Spiton shook his head, but his heart wasn't in it. "There was this other student, called Giarism. He was always getting straight alphas for everything. The girls were all over him. Charisma 20, you know the sort. B*st*rd. He stole one of my songs. It was going to be my masterwork piece. I'd sweated buckets writing it and he just stole it. What kind of a guy does that?" "Guy steals my stuff, he gets to meet my axe," observed Throg. "He not do that twice." "Hush, dear," admonished Hermione, "I love dramatic tension. What happened next, Spiton?" "He accused [i]me[/i] of stealing [i]his[/i] song! There was a contest. We each played it so the judges could decide. It wasn't fair! They said my performance was a clear case of Play-Giarism!" "What's this guy doing now?" wondered Gildan. "He's Chief Bard at the Llanwllyn Eisteddfod." "Looks like they might be needing a new chief bard. How do we get to Llanwllyn?" "Could be a problem. We're in the wrong multiverse." "Oh, but that's easy ..." [/QUOTE]
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