NOW LIVE! Today's the day you meet your new best friend. You don’t have to leave Wolfy behind... In 'Pets & Sidekicks' your companions level up with you!

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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7107553" data-attributes="member: 6777052">Gildan had a sudden flash of inspiration. He turned to the genii and asked "THAC0, how long were you up there, waiting for us?""About 40 years, why?""Just wondering. What is your first wish going to be?" asked Gildan nonchalantly, doing some rapid mental gymnastics."I want this hat enchanted to the equivalent of plate armor.""So, ... AC1, then?""Brilliant. Can you do it?"Gildan nodded. "Pass me the hat," he said, and did some curious hand-passes over it, folded the brim upwards and downwards, then handed it back to the genii, who put it on his head."Hit me," demanded the genii. "Go on, hit me. I bet you can't."So Gildan swung his tiny staff quite close to the genii's left foot, and, mysteriously, he completely missed."It works! Haha! It was worth the wait!"Spiton had been watching this with interest. There was something awfully devious going on here and it quite appealed to his sense of unfair play. If he couldn't be a bard, perhaps he might try his hand at the next best thing. He'd have to learn how to use lockpicks, but, after all, he knew all about keys even if they were C[sup]#[/sup] minor and so on. And, he thought to himself, no-one would be expecting a sneak attack with a trombone, would they?"How do I look?" asked Hermione, "Does this whalebone helmet make me look fat?""It's ... it's very nice," offered Throg gallantly. He wasn't sure what he was supposed to say and somehow he knew that, whatever he said, he would be wrong anyway. He was right about that."Huh. Typical man. You have no idea," said Hermione, removing the hemet and tossing it aside in the sand."My second wish," began the genii ...</blockquote>

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