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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7110362" data-attributes="member: 6777052">&quot;Thank you for your kind offer of hospitality, Count, but we really need to be getting to the East Pole,&quot; said Hermione.&quot;Yeah, on account of the HoHo guy with the sack. We need to sleigh him,&quot; added Throg.The count looked grave. Well, actually, he looked coffin but that doesn't read so good. &quot;I can certainly send you to the East Pole, if that is your wish, but I feel I should warn you ...&quot;&quot;Oh-oh. Here it comes.&quot; thought the Brogue.&quot;... that it lies on the far side of the Orogenic Mountains and the only way you will get there, is to fly in by magic carpet. Does any of you have an up-to-date pilot's licence?&quot;&quot;No problem,&quot; said the genii, who was still with them. &quot;I'm fully qualified on magic carpets A, B and H.&quot;&quot;Don't look down,&quot; warned Hermione a little later.&quot;Why not?&quot; asked the son of Throggsonn, peering over the edge of the carpet. &quot;Oh, I see what you mean. Where did they come from?&quot;&quot;Fasten your seatbelts and no smoking,&quot; ordered the genii as he put the carpet into an Immelmann turn. Tracer bullets whistled past a few feet from their ... feet.&quot;What kind of dragons are those?&quot;&quot;Mk IX Spitfires. You can tell from the four-bladed propellors and the enlarged radiator cowls.&quot;&quot;They aren't in 5th edition! It's not fair! The DM is cheating!&quot;And a great voice spake: &quot;Roll for initiative.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7110362, member: 6777052"] "Thank you for your kind offer of hospitality, Count, but we really need to be getting to the East Pole," said Hermione. "Yeah, on account of the HoHo guy with the sack. We need to sleigh him," added Throg. The count looked grave. Well, actually, he looked coffin but that doesn't read so good. "I can certainly send you to the East Pole, if that is your wish, but I feel I should warn you ..." "Oh-oh. Here it comes." thought the Brogue. "... that it lies on the far side of the Orogenic Mountains and the only way you will get there, is to fly in by magic carpet. Does any of you have an up-to-date pilot's licence?" "No problem," said the genii, who was still with them. "I'm fully qualified on magic carpets A, B and H." "Don't look down," warned Hermione a little later. "Why not?" asked the son of Throggsonn, peering over the edge of the carpet. "Oh, I see what you mean. Where did [i]they[/i] come from?" "Fasten your seatbelts and no smoking," ordered the genii as he put the carpet into an Immelmann turn. Tracer bullets whistled past a few feet from their ... feet. "What kind of dragons are [i]those[/i]?" "Mk IX Spitfires. You can tell from the four-bladed propellors and the enlarged radiator cowls." "They aren't in 5th edition! It's not fair! The DM is cheating!" And a great voice spake: "Roll for initiative." [/QUOTE]

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