NOW LIVE! Today's the day you meet your new best friend. You don’t have to leave Wolfy behind... In 'Pets & Sidekicks' your companions level up with you!

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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7116830" data-attributes="member: 6777052">Passing a suspiciously ordinary patch of lichen on a rough stone wall, Phinsk perceived. He drew Jezza's attention to a tiny printed notice that was shimmering in and out of existence, as if it was trying discretely to draw attention to itself. It saidRaul Won Initiative"Who is Raul?""Dunno. Maybe it's one of these flounders?""But we haven't rôled for initiative.""P'raps it's an old notice?""Should we ask Bobuntil?""Good idea."Strangely, the little cloaked figure was nowhere to be seen. In his place a ten-foot tall figure resplendent in resplendence loomed loomingly. It spoke. "Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, I am Raul Acererak. I am your dungeon master for this evening. Please make yourselves comfortable and we can begin. It's point-buy and PHB only, no UA and no optional rules. There will be no multiclassing and please leave your feats at the door."There was a general shuffling of folders, dice bags, pencils and little plastic figures of heroes seemingly frozen in improbable poses with weapons that were too big for them.One of the flounders seemed agitated, as if it were trying to escape from its plastic bag. "But we always roll for stats," it said, looking round for support from the other flounders who immediately began arguing amongst themselves over who had the best plastic bag. "I have this problem DM," it whined and started a new thread which ignored what it posted and debated the surprise rules instead."Can I make my own background?" asked Ted. "I want to be in a guild of noble acolyte soldiers.""Certainly. You maintain a noble lifestyle, pay guild fees of 200gp a month, give a quarter of your wealth to the temple and report daily to a psychopathic drill sergeant who hates you for being a nobleman."There was a stir around the table as the players got the measure of how things were going to be with Acererak.Another flounder grew agitated ...</blockquote>

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