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<blockquote data-quote="rgoodbb" data-source="post: 7117724" data-attributes="member: 6801229"><p>The Tomb of Hors d'oeuvres was aptly named. Any chef worth their salt wanted to learn their trade here. This was the only six star food being prepared anywhere. </p><p></p><p>Chef Ron, a lance corporal of the 5th catering wing of the <em>Logistics Diaboleek</em> of the much feared and vaunted <em>Ancient Horde</em>, had just finished his latest batch of InfernoPretz and SourDevils. He lifted one to the light just to make sure and…..</p><p></p><p>…..WuhwuhwuhWack</p><p></p><p>A strange triangular wedge-like missile flew in an anticlockwise circular motion around the huge kitchens until it dislodged the InfernoPretz out of Chef Ron’s hand.</p><p></p><p>He looked around but saw nothing.</p><p>“Who’s there?”</p><p>“Klak” [Me]</p><p>“Show yourself. What do you want?”</p><p>As the giant insect-like form emerged from the dark pantry</p><p>“Klack’a’Lack’a’Dingdong” [I am Clu’tu’klu, Lord of Cockroaches and you shall no more use my children in your Live-Pies]</p><p></p><p>“Ahhhhhg” Chef Ron fled the kitchens</p><p></p><p>Back in the inta/extra/intra-dimensional space</p><p>“Well…….We've stockpiled hundreds of barrels of ale, we have all the snacks to last for a millenia. What now?....…….....</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rgoodbb, post: 7117724, member: 6801229"] The Tomb of Hors d'oeuvres was aptly named. Any chef worth their salt wanted to learn their trade here. This was the only six star food being prepared anywhere. Chef Ron, a lance corporal of the 5th catering wing of the [I]Logistics Diaboleek[/I] of the much feared and vaunted [I]Ancient Horde[/I], had just finished his latest batch of InfernoPretz and SourDevils. He lifted one to the light just to make sure and….. …..WuhwuhwuhWack A strange triangular wedge-like missile flew in an anticlockwise circular motion around the huge kitchens until it dislodged the InfernoPretz out of Chef Ron’s hand. He looked around but saw nothing. “Who’s there?” “Klak” [Me] “Show yourself. What do you want?” As the giant insect-like form emerged from the dark pantry “Klack’a’Lack’a’Dingdong” [I am Clu’tu’klu, Lord of Cockroaches and you shall no more use my children in your Live-Pies] “Ahhhhhg” Chef Ron fled the kitchens Back in the inta/extra/intra-dimensional space “Well…….We've stockpiled hundreds of barrels of ale, we have all the snacks to last for a millenia. What now?....……..... [/QUOTE]
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