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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7117940" data-attributes="member: 6777052">“Well…….We've stockpiled hundreds of barrels of ale, we have all the snacks to last for a millenia. What now?....……..... "We could start our own tavern. Call it the Keg and ... Keg?""I don't think that would be legal. It's not strictly our beer. We're just ... guarding it.""Guarding it from whom?""The owners, mostly."There was a reflective pause, during which the genii arranged a row of kegs to spell out a rude word."You know that ... thing, with all the arms and legs and the crazy laugh?""The thing of which we have absolutely no memory whatever?""Yes, well, I was thinking, ...""Yes?""Suppose we ..."At that moment, there was a frantic knocking on the trapdoor. They opened it and a man in a chef's hat and apron tumbled through. He was shaking like a jelly and more than a trifle scared of something. When he calmed down a little, he told them a half-baked story about giant talking insects that made no sense whatever. "What's your name, son?""Ron," he stammered. "Ron Dough.""You're not Turkish, are you?""On my mother's side, why?""Just wondered."Meanwhile, somewhere entirely different, Phinsk was sleeping soundly[sup]1[/sup] on a straw mattress in the Temple of Wossname, the god of Everything Else. The Cat Lord was nearby, umpiring a game of cricket; the excitement was mounting as the Grasshoppers were three wickets ahead in the second innings and only needed 127 runs to win.Meanwhile, somewhere entirely different, Sashi was sipping a cocktail of crème de menthe with ice cream and chocolate sprinkles. It wasn't bad, but it really needed some whipped cream and the bar was fresh out. "What happens next," she wondered?[hr][/hr][sup]1[/sup] Did you know, that's a euphemism for snoring?</blockquote>

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