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<blockquote data-quote="Craig Fox" data-source="post: 7117981" data-attributes="member: 6882019"><p>During the lunch break, a couple of players were chatting.</p><p></p><p>"Cripes Jethro, you look as white as a ghost. What's up?"</p><p>"Well, I was given out Leg Before Wicket, and as you do, I started swearing a bit, doing my nut, and telling the umpire that it was missing by a mile and he should've gone to SpecSavers."</p><p>"So he gave you a right telling off?"</p><p>"I wish." sighed Jethro. "He beckoned me over, said something into my ear, and..."</p><p>"And?"</p><p>"I'm a blardy warlock!"</p><p>"You don't say!"</p><p>"I do!." Jethro stretched in his chair. "Anyway, can't do anything about it now, so let's have a nice mug of ale."</p><p>They were interrupted by the Cat Lord, in his human form, having just finished eating with traces of Jellimeat stuck to his whiskers. "Hi lads, sorry about that Jethro, but needs must. The locals have got wind that we have the only beer for a hundred miles around, and they've formed a mob and are about to storm the place. We need your help."</p><p></p><p>Everyone in the clubhouse could now hear the howling. Soon it would drown everything out. A brick crashed through the window. Jethro peered fearfully out the hole. "Damn, there's hundreds of them! What do I do?"</p><p>The Cat Lord put his face near Jethro's ear again. "Start <em>eldritch blasting</em>, boy." he growled.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Craig Fox, post: 7117981, member: 6882019"] During the lunch break, a couple of players were chatting. "Cripes Jethro, you look as white as a ghost. What's up?" "Well, I was given out Leg Before Wicket, and as you do, I started swearing a bit, doing my nut, and telling the umpire that it was missing by a mile and he should've gone to SpecSavers." "So he gave you a right telling off?" "I wish." sighed Jethro. "He beckoned me over, said something into my ear, and..." "And?" "I'm a blardy warlock!" "You don't say!" "I do!." Jethro stretched in his chair. "Anyway, can't do anything about it now, so let's have a nice mug of ale." They were interrupted by the Cat Lord, in his human form, having just finished eating with traces of Jellimeat stuck to his whiskers. "Hi lads, sorry about that Jethro, but needs must. The locals have got wind that we have the only beer for a hundred miles around, and they've formed a mob and are about to storm the place. We need your help." Everyone in the clubhouse could now hear the howling. Soon it would drown everything out. A brick crashed through the window. Jethro peered fearfully out the hole. "Damn, there's hundreds of them! What do I do?" The Cat Lord put his face near Jethro's ear again. "Start [I]eldritch blasting[/I], boy." he growled. [/QUOTE]
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