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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7118055" data-attributes="member: 6777052">"Hold on," said Ballnard, "Hermione, can you still do weddings? You still have your credentials and whatnot?""Well, yes, theoretically, but ...""Terri," declared Ballnard, going down on one knee, "Will you marry me?"There was an embarrassed shuffling of feet, an impatient rattling of weapons, mutterings under the breath and general disquiet at this breach of table etiquette. After all, they were just about to roll initiative for what looked like a boss fight and there was a distinct expectation of Magic Item Tables, hopefully at least G or H, hanging in the air. The DM was already making meaningless dice rolls behind the screen and cackling, so you didn't have to be metagaming to know what was about to happen.There was no answer from the Mysterious Trainger. Ballnard looked around in bewilderment."Sorry," said [MENTION=6801229]rgoodbb[/MENTION] checking the list, "She's not actually here. She's just a normal NPC with no actual class.""No class? No class? She's a f***ing aristocrat! Descended from dukes and earls! She was my ticket out of this wretched narrative!" shouted Ballnard growing increasingly irate. "That's it! I'm leaving! Right now!"And with that, Ballnard picked his dice bag and flounced out of the thread, leaving the party one sorcerer short."Sorry about that," said Ballnard's character Stonnard, "He won't go far. I'm still wearing his Cloak of Teleporting Circles". There were nods of approval from around the table. "Well done, that dwarf," said a cultured English voice from the back row."Are we quite finished?" asked the DM, looking round for dramatic effect. In that case,Roll For Initiative!</blockquote>

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