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<blockquote data-quote="BoldItalic" data-source="post: 7120108" data-attributes="member: 6777052"><p>Throg The Two, so called because his elder brother had been Throg The One, looked carefully at the bar of soap. He gazed thoughtfully at the ceiling. He peered carefully under the bar. He looked at his glass of lemonade and noted that the suds floating on top had formed into a smiley face. He took this as a good lemon. Then, from his back, he unstrapped his seemingly magnificent battleaxe and muttered a prayer to the ancestors.</p><p></p><p>"Got any cheese?" he asked Jak the barkeeper, who looked startled as if he were expecting something entirely different to happen.</p><p></p><p>Just then, Sister Hermione entered the Purple Painting. Jak had diversified into afternoon tea with jam and Caesar salad and she had some. "Blessings upon thee," she spake with a nod to Throg with whom she last "adventured" not a seven-night ago. It didn't take a geniiius to see that there was something going on between the two of them.</p><p></p><p>The bar of soap felt slightly out of plaice.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BoldItalic, post: 7120108, member: 6777052"] Throg The Two, so called because his elder brother had been Throg The One, looked carefully at the bar of soap. He gazed thoughtfully at the ceiling. He peered carefully under the bar. He looked at his glass of lemonade and noted that the suds floating on top had formed into a smiley face. He took this as a good lemon. Then, from his back, he unstrapped his seemingly magnificent battleaxe and muttered a prayer to the ancestors. "Got any cheese?" he asked Jak the barkeeper, who looked startled as if he were expecting something entirely different to happen. Just then, Sister Hermione entered the Purple Painting. Jak had diversified into afternoon tea with jam and Caesar salad and she had some. "Blessings upon thee," she spake with a nod to Throg with whom she last "adventured" not a seven-night ago. It didn't take a geniiius to see that there was something going on between the two of them. The bar of soap felt slightly out of plaice. [/QUOTE]
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