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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Simplicity" data-source="post: 3006878" data-attributes="member: 1496">Okay so now that you've gotten the HELPFUL suggestions out of the way, how about some unhelpful but more entertaining ones?Suggestion 1:Only one thing can save you now: ROBOSAPIEN.Give that cat a chance to "drop the kids off", and then hit the ROAR button.  The cat won't come back as long as he can see Mr. Robot standing guard in your yard.Or, put Robosapien in GUARD mode to automatically go off when a cat drops by.  Maybe he'll be the world's first robotic scarecat.Suggestion 2:If you fear that Robosapien might override it's programming and violate the fourth law of robotics (don't bowl using cats), you could try catching the cats with a live-trap.  And then dying them a variety of colors.  It'll make them easier to see.  And, it's fun for the whole family.  Heck, once Fluffy is a neon green, you may find him much more loveable.Suggestion 3:Cats make GREAT gift baskets!  Especially for neighbors who don't get the point.  All you need is a wicker basket, some cellophane wrapping paper, a big ribbon, and one very angry cat.  Once you make your neighbor your friend, she'll be much more receptive to your suggestions about animal care.Suggestion 4:Duct tape.  Lay it out sticky side up on the top of the fence separating you from your neighbor.  Be sure to staple, nail or tape the duct tape down.  Next time a cat tries coming over the fence...  You get to watch the cat do a little foot dance.  Suggestion 5:Snakes will be snakes.  You can't help it if a snake were to somehow wind up in your neighbor's basement.  That's what she gets for leaving the window open all the time...</blockquote>

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