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<blockquote data-quote="Kristivas" data-source="post: 2664516" data-attributes="member: 34179"><p>Breaking wind, stinkin' a bit, eating weird stuff, I don't mind any of that. If they're there to have fun and play, I can look past faults.</p><p></p><p>It's the people that suck because they don't even try that I can't stand.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Two real quick stories:</p><p></p><p>I got kicked out of a game once, because the guys I played with were Dragonball Z fans and thought everything should be that way. When my guy faced down a bad guy (who could actually levitate at will and the wind always seemed to be tousling his spikey hair, though we were indoors).. Rather than stand there and grunt and groan like I had to poo and was all angry, I just took a swing with the ole' greatsword. Rolled a 20. I laughed a bit, the DM didn't look happy. He had me roll to check crit. 19. I smirked. They were using the instant kill thing, so I rolled again. 19. I was jumping up and down inside. So, he grudgingly accepted that, despite all the DBZing of standing there and trying to stare my guy down, grunting like he ate Mama Jose's Enchiladas and gathering his chi and whatnot.. that I just smote the guy with one fell swoop while he stood there like a moron.</p><p></p><p>The next day, I was given the ole' pink slip, because "our game play styles didn't match". One of my friends that kept playing with him told me the GM had ressurected the guy and that the dude wiped the whole party. All I could say was.. HAHA!</p><p></p><p></p><p>And.. secondly... I was in FL playing with some guys I met down there and one of them had a girlfriend playing. She was hot, and I do mean hot. She was also into Drama, so she'd get up and act out stuff often. Well, she played a Bard because they sounded "powerful and mysterious".</p><p></p><p>So, some of the guys' characters actually talked her Bard into being topless on more than one occasion. What does she do? Much to our delight, she kinda gives us a LARP of being topless. Every time the bard got talked out of her clothes, she'd give us a little flash. We didn't kick her out, but her boyfriend made her stop coming (so I guess he kicked her out) <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /> It was a sad day for all of us.</p><p></p><p>And no, she wasn't as stupid as she sounds. It's not like we sat there and diabolically used our massive wit and intellect to get her shirt off lol, she was just 'that kinda girl' (and I don't mean slutty, her boyfriend didn't get to do any more than peek either). It's hard to explain, but I have memories of those few games burned directly into the back of my skull for easy replay.</p><p></p><p>They say you only find one like that in a million years. They were right! She's gone for good! *sobs*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kristivas, post: 2664516, member: 34179"] Breaking wind, stinkin' a bit, eating weird stuff, I don't mind any of that. If they're there to have fun and play, I can look past faults. It's the people that suck because they don't even try that I can't stand. Two real quick stories: I got kicked out of a game once, because the guys I played with were Dragonball Z fans and thought everything should be that way. When my guy faced down a bad guy (who could actually levitate at will and the wind always seemed to be tousling his spikey hair, though we were indoors).. Rather than stand there and grunt and groan like I had to poo and was all angry, I just took a swing with the ole' greatsword. Rolled a 20. I laughed a bit, the DM didn't look happy. He had me roll to check crit. 19. I smirked. They were using the instant kill thing, so I rolled again. 19. I was jumping up and down inside. So, he grudgingly accepted that, despite all the DBZing of standing there and trying to stare my guy down, grunting like he ate Mama Jose's Enchiladas and gathering his chi and whatnot.. that I just smote the guy with one fell swoop while he stood there like a moron. The next day, I was given the ole' pink slip, because "our game play styles didn't match". One of my friends that kept playing with him told me the GM had ressurected the guy and that the dude wiped the whole party. All I could say was.. HAHA! And.. secondly... I was in FL playing with some guys I met down there and one of them had a girlfriend playing. She was hot, and I do mean hot. She was also into Drama, so she'd get up and act out stuff often. Well, she played a Bard because they sounded "powerful and mysterious". So, some of the guys' characters actually talked her Bard into being topless on more than one occasion. What does she do? Much to our delight, she kinda gives us a LARP of being topless. Every time the bard got talked out of her clothes, she'd give us a little flash. We didn't kick her out, but her boyfriend made her stop coming (so I guess he kicked her out) :( It was a sad day for all of us. And no, she wasn't as stupid as she sounds. It's not like we sat there and diabolically used our massive wit and intellect to get her shirt off lol, she was just 'that kinda girl' (and I don't mean slutty, her boyfriend didn't get to do any more than peek either). It's hard to explain, but I have memories of those few games burned directly into the back of my skull for easy replay. They say you only find one like that in a million years. They were right! She's gone for good! *sobs* [/QUOTE]
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