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<blockquote data-quote="spacecrime.com" data-source="post: 1016140" data-attributes="member: 753"><p>Hello, Greyscott, my name is Chris and I'll be your shill for the evening. </p><p></p><p>When you are roaming the hallowed halls of the dealer's room, take a moment to drop by the booth of Atlas Games, where you will find a newly-released ditty by the name of <em>Last Hero of Scandinavia</em> awaiting you.</p><p></p><p>Pick it up for a moment, and savor the artistic blend of ancient Norse designs and modern computer graphics on Scott Reeves's lovely cover. Flip through it, and sample the mix of over-the-top action scenes, innovative competitive rules, and occasionally funny jokes by yours most humbly truly. Have a few words with Michelle Nephew, so that you can appreciate the scintillating intelligence and boundless common sense that went into editing the author's carefully-polished words. </p><p></p><p>Finally, take one last moment to marvel that by purchasing this book you will get over 20 hours of bonecrunching action-adventure entertainment for just 20 dollars. That's less than a dollar an hour, making <em>Last Hero in Scandinavia</em> a mighty bargain indeed. </p><p></p><p>Wait! We've nearly forgotten one step. Reach into your wallet, withdraw $20 and perhaps a little bit of sales tax for the good people of Indiana, and give it to the charming Atlas Games sales staff. Then tuck the purchase under your arm and go to the Reaper Miniatures booth, where the equally charming Reaper folks will be thrilled to help you pick out the miniatures that will make your experience of the book sublime.</p><p></p><p>Believe me, I share your pain at knowing there will not be a lovely new <em>Mutants & Masterminds</em> book in time for Gen Con. But I hope that my small contribution to the arts of hack and slash can help ease your pain. Should you wish to hear more about <em>Last Hero in Scandinavia</em>, then come talk to me at the Ennie awards and I shall tell you all about how it can soothe old hurts, win back lost loves, and cure the heartbreak of psoriasis.</p><p></p><p>Thank you for your time, and I hope you enjoy the book,</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="spacecrime.com, post: 1016140, member: 753"] Hello, Greyscott, my name is Chris and I'll be your shill for the evening. When you are roaming the hallowed halls of the dealer's room, take a moment to drop by the booth of Atlas Games, where you will find a newly-released ditty by the name of [i]Last Hero of Scandinavia[/i] awaiting you. Pick it up for a moment, and savor the artistic blend of ancient Norse designs and modern computer graphics on Scott Reeves's lovely cover. Flip through it, and sample the mix of over-the-top action scenes, innovative competitive rules, and occasionally funny jokes by yours most humbly truly. Have a few words with Michelle Nephew, so that you can appreciate the scintillating intelligence and boundless common sense that went into editing the author's carefully-polished words. Finally, take one last moment to marvel that by purchasing this book you will get over 20 hours of bonecrunching action-adventure entertainment for just 20 dollars. That's less than a dollar an hour, making [i]Last Hero in Scandinavia[/i] a mighty bargain indeed. Wait! We've nearly forgotten one step. Reach into your wallet, withdraw $20 and perhaps a little bit of sales tax for the good people of Indiana, and give it to the charming Atlas Games sales staff. Then tuck the purchase under your arm and go to the Reaper Miniatures booth, where the equally charming Reaper folks will be thrilled to help you pick out the miniatures that will make your experience of the book sublime. Believe me, I share your pain at knowing there will not be a lovely new [i]Mutants & Masterminds[/i] book in time for Gen Con. But I hope that my small contribution to the arts of hack and slash can help ease your pain. Should you wish to hear more about [i]Last Hero in Scandinavia[/i], then come talk to me at the Ennie awards and I shall tell you all about how it can soothe old hurts, win back lost loves, and cure the heartbreak of psoriasis. Thank you for your time, and I hope you enjoy the book, [/QUOTE]
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