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<blockquote data-quote="alsih2o" data-source="post: 1184424" data-attributes="member: 4790"><p>apologies to darth shoju..</p><p></p><p> May I have your attention please?</p><p>May I have your attention please?</p><p>Will the real piratecat please stand up?</p><p>I repeat, will the real piratecat please stand up?</p><p>We're gonna have a problem here..</p><p></p><p>Y'all act like you never seen a seafarer before</p><p>Jaws all on the floor like Hal, like dr'izzt just burst in the door</p><p>and started whoopin his pants worse than before</p><p>they first were reforced, throwin him over furniture (Ahh!)</p><p>It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, </p><p>he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"</p><p>And eric noah said... nothing you idiots! </p><p>eric noahs dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)</p><p>Feminist gamers love piratecat {*vocal turntable: </p><p>chigga chigga chigga*} "piratecat, I'm sick of him</p><p>Look at him, walkin around writin' his storyhour</p><p>Flippin the memberlist," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"</p><p>Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose</p><p>But no worse, than what's goin on in your boef preview</p><p>Sometimes, I wanna get on mortality and just let loose, but can't</p><p>but it's cool for morrus to write the new news.</p><p>"My dice are bound to slip, my dice are bound to slip"</p><p>And if I'm lucky, you might just give critical miss</p><p>And that's the message that we deliver to little kids</p><p>And expect them not to know what cr or el is</p><p>Of course they gonna know what combat is</p><p>By the time they hit fourth grade</p><p>They got the DMG don't they?</p><p>"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals</p><p>who cut other people open like low kobolds {*SLURP*}</p><p>But if we can animate dead animals and antelopes</p><p>then there's no reason that a man and another man can't repost</p><p>{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote</p><p>Women rat bastard posts, sing the chorus and it goes</p><p></p><p>Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)</p><p></p><p>I'm p-kitty, yes I'm the real kitty</p><p>All you other p-kitty's are just imitating</p><p>So won't the real p-kitty please stand up,</p><p>please stand up, please stand up?</p><p></p><p>[Eminem]</p><p>meg hal don't gotta to sell game books;</p><p>well I do, so kill him and his character too!</p><p>You think I give a damn about a ennie?</p><p>Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me</p><p>"But p-cat, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"</p><p>Why? So you guys could just lie make me feel silly?</p><p>So you can, sit me here next to teflon billy?</p><p>Sh*t, eridanis better switch me chairs</p><p>so I can sit next to the mod henry and hear him curse</p><p>and hear him argue over who did D20 first!</p><p>You little witch, put me on psionic abilities</p><p>"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he wrote "of sound mind", hee-hee!"</p><p>I shouldn't download an audio on MP3 </p><p>and show the whole world how you are a pirate and thief {*AHHH!*}</p><p>I'm sick of you little humanoid troops, all you do is annoy me</p><p>so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}</p><p>And there's a million of us just like me</p><p>who game like me; who just DM a game like me</p><p>who write like me; walk, talk and act like me</p><p>and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!</p><p></p><p>Chorus</p><p></p><p>[Eminem]</p><p>I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you </p><p>things you joke about with your friends inside your living room</p><p>The only difference is I got the forum to say it</p><p>in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all</p><p>I just get on the boards and spit it </p><p>and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just hit it</p><p>better than ninety percent of you gamers out can</p><p>Then you wonder how can kids eat up these modules like valiums</p><p>It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty</p><p>I'll be the only person in the nursin home rolling</p><p>Pitchin some supplements when I'm rollin' dice, not workin'</p><p>And I'm plotting but this whole bag of holding isn't working</p><p>And every single person is a piratecat lurkin</p><p>He could be workin for the evil king, pulling out the magic stings</p><p>{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling</p><p>Screaming "I don't have a game!" </p><p>with his windows down and his system up</p><p>So, will the real p-cat please stand up?</p><p>And put one of those levels on each class up?</p><p>And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control</p><p>and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?</p><p></p><p>Chorus 2X</p><p></p><p>[Eminem]</p><p>Ha ha</p><p>Guess there's a p-kitty in all of us</p><p> lucky, let's all stand up</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="alsih2o, post: 1184424, member: 4790"] apologies to darth shoju.. May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real piratecat please stand up? I repeat, will the real piratecat please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a seafarer before Jaws all on the floor like Hal, like dr'izzt just burst in the door and started whoopin his pants worse than before they first were reforced, throwin him over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" And eric noah said... nothing you idiots! eric noahs dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist gamers love piratecat {*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*} "piratecat, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin around writin' his storyhour Flippin the memberlist," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse, than what's goin on in your boef preview Sometimes, I wanna get on mortality and just let loose, but can't but it's cool for morrus to write the new news. "My dice are bound to slip, my dice are bound to slip" And if I'm lucky, you might just give critical miss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what cr or el is Of course they gonna know what combat is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the DMG don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals who cut other people open like low kobolds {*SLURP*} But if we can animate dead animals and antelopes then there's no reason that a man and another man can't repost {*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women rat bastard posts, sing the chorus and it goes Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X) I'm p-kitty, yes I'm the real kitty All you other p-kitty's are just imitating So won't the real p-kitty please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? [Eminem] meg hal don't gotta to sell game books; well I do, so kill him and his character too! You think I give a damn about a ennie? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But p-cat, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" Why? So you guys could just lie make me feel silly? So you can, sit me here next to teflon billy? Sh*t, eridanis better switch me chairs so I can sit next to the mod henry and hear him curse and hear him argue over who did D20 first! You little witch, put me on psionic abilities "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he wrote "of sound mind", hee-hee!" I shouldn't download an audio on MP3 and show the whole world how you are a pirate and thief {*AHHH!*} I'm sick of you little humanoid troops, all you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*} And there's a million of us just like me who game like me; who just DM a game like me who write like me; walk, talk and act like me and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! Chorus [Eminem] I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the forum to say it in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all I just get on the boards and spit it and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just hit it better than ninety percent of you gamers out can Then you wonder how can kids eat up these modules like valiums It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursin home rolling Pitchin some supplements when I'm rollin' dice, not workin' And I'm plotting but this whole bag of holding isn't working And every single person is a piratecat lurkin He could be workin for the evil king, pulling out the magic stings {*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling Screaming "I don't have a game!" with his windows down and his system up So, will the real p-cat please stand up? And put one of those levels on each class up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? Chorus 2X [Eminem] Ha ha Guess there's a p-kitty in all of us lucky, let's all stand up [/QUOTE]
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