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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Thunderfoot" data-source="post: 2834644" data-attributes="member: 34175">DWARF WITH NO NAME To the tune of “Horse With No Name” (and apologies to AMERICA) On the first part of the journey I was lucky to have my life. We lost a cleric and the paladin when they failed to turn that wight. The rogue ended up as a spot on the floor when a trap he didn’t find; it triggered with a deafening sound and it left the mage flash blind. CHORUS Now I’m stuck in a dungeon with a dwarf with no name, it felt good to be out of the pain. In the dungeon you can’t remember your name, 'cause there might be a dragon there to roast ya in flames. La, la, la, la-la la-la la, la-la la, la la ... After two days in the dungeon’s dark we lost the sorcerer to a goblin horde. After three days in the dungeons’ dank the fighter died by a bugbear sword. And the rest of the group well we started to droop when we counted up our reward CHORUS After nine days the ranger died when we stumbled on a hydra’s den And the mage, blew himself to bits when he mixed up his components again. And if I get out of here one thing is perfectly clear I’m gonna settle down and run an inn. CHORUS</blockquote>